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It's fairly easy to boot from a CD that's not in the drive by simply following these instructions. 1. * Plug a microphone into the said computer. 2. * Put a bootable CD in a sound system near you. It must be said it HAS to be a bootable CD, this is critical. The nearer the sound system is to you the better, with interfearance and all. 3. * Fold yourself a aluminium foil hat, and put it on sideways. 4. * Switch on the computer. 5. * Keep close eye contact WITH the screen. 6. * Turn up the volume of the sound system. 7. * If this doesn't seem to work switch from CD to FM on the soundsystem. 8. * If this doesn't work call the computer manufacturer's helpdesk and inform your boss. 9. * Have a lie down. Peruse on the whole procedure for possible errors

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  • It's fairly easy to boot from a CD that's not in the drive by simply following these instructions. 1. * Plug a microphone into the said computer. 2. * Put a bootable CD in a sound system near you. It must be said it HAS to be a bootable CD, this is critical. The nearer the sound system is to you the better, with interfearance and all. 3. * Fold yourself a aluminium foil hat, and put it on sideways. 4. * Switch on the computer. 5. * Keep close eye contact WITH the screen. 6. * Turn up the volume of the sound system. 7. * If this doesn't seem to work switch from CD to FM on the soundsystem. 8. * If this doesn't work call the computer manufacturer's helpdesk and inform your boss. 9. * Have a lie down. Peruse on the whole procedure for possible errors
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  • It's fairly easy to boot from a CD that's not in the drive by simply following these instructions. 1. * Plug a microphone into the said computer. 2. * Put a bootable CD in a sound system near you. It must be said it HAS to be a bootable CD, this is critical. The nearer the sound system is to you the better, with interfearance and all. 3. * Fold yourself a aluminium foil hat, and put it on sideways. 4. * Switch on the computer. 5. * Keep close eye contact WITH the screen. 6. * Turn up the volume of the sound system. 7. * If this doesn't seem to work switch from CD to FM on the soundsystem. 8. * If this doesn't work call the computer manufacturer's helpdesk and inform your boss. 9. * Have a lie down. Peruse on the whole procedure for possible errors. 10. * If two male nurses arrive, don't fight them off if they lift you up by the arms, they're your new friends. 11. * Go along quietly and don't forget to take your medicines.
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