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| - :Cleveland: Donna, ya gotta see what I did for the superbowl party! Put some deodorant on and come in here. [spraying is heard] Both arms. [Donna continues spraying and comes down]
:Donna: Cleveland, what on earth is that?
:[two chairs are floating above the couch]
:Cleveland: VRP Scarbucks. I'm not sitting down here with you.
:[suddenly, they hear an earthquake]
:Donna: Oh my god! Is that the rapture?
:Cleveland: No, rehearsal of the blue angel fly-over. They protect nothing.
:Donna: You know, Cleveland. If you didn't spend all our money on your superbowl parties, maybe you can buy me a McMansion. Like that new one across the street. Mmm. [a mansion is across the street from their house] Killers.
:Cleveland: Vulgar. It's vulgar, Donna. Do you want to be vulgar? Look, somebody's trying to break into it! [a burglar crawls into the window] Donna, call the police.
:[Rallo has a cell phone]
:Rallo: No, man. You should do it. You sound white on the phone. They actually might come.
:[Cleveland and a policeman, holding a flashlight walk to the mansion]
:Policeman: You sounded white on the phone.
:Cleveland: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That window. [policeman pulls out a gun and walks over. Cleveland whispers] Hey, can I hold the gun?
:Policeman: Sure.
:[Cleveland makes gun sounds]
:Cleveland: How do I look?
:Policeman: Bad ass.
:[the doors open]
:Cleveland: Freeze, dirt bag! [Chonie angrily walks up] Chonie?
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:[Junior watches Cecilia talk to Tyler as Roberta walks up]
:Roberta: Did you just set your wife up on a date? [smiling] You kinky son of a bitch.
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:Choni: Maybe you're not a racist dick. Maybe you're just a dick.
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