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Peculiarly enough, ancient Egyptians (or "trouts" as they're affectionately referred to incognito) have absolutely nothing to do with this particular name. If they did though, it would probably have proceeded like this... PHAROAH Scribe, take down this edict for the people. SCRIBE Yes my all-majestic God-king. [Scribe fetches some papyrus and sits ready to scrib-le (bad wordplay joke)] PHAROAH Ahem. Good evening people. [Scribe starts writing] PHAROAH Your God-king wishes to inform you of a new development in Egyptology - or is it names? Well whichever. [Scribe sighs] SCRIBE Yes my Pharaoh.

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  • Peculiarly enough, ancient Egyptians (or "trouts" as they're affectionately referred to incognito) have absolutely nothing to do with this particular name. If they did though, it would probably have proceeded like this... PHAROAH Scribe, take down this edict for the people. SCRIBE Yes my all-majestic God-king. [Scribe fetches some papyrus and sits ready to scrib-le (bad wordplay joke)] PHAROAH Ahem. Good evening people. [Scribe starts writing] PHAROAH Your God-king wishes to inform you of a new development in Egyptology - or is it names? Well whichever. [Scribe sighs] SCRIBE Yes my Pharaoh.
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  • Peculiarly enough, ancient Egyptians (or "trouts" as they're affectionately referred to incognito) have absolutely nothing to do with this particular name. If they did though, it would probably have proceeded like this... PHAROAH Scribe, take down this edict for the people. SCRIBE Yes my all-majestic God-king. [Scribe fetches some papyrus and sits ready to scrib-le (bad wordplay joke)] PHAROAH Ahem. Good evening people. [Scribe starts writing] PHAROAH Your God-king wishes to inform you of a new development in Egyptology - or is it names? Well whichever. [Scribe sighs] PHAROAH I have, in My all-supreme wisdom, deemed it fit for a new name to be created. I've decide a competition shall take place, and all non-Jews may participate. These are the immortal words of the Pharaoh. Obey and do the thing I said. Now Scribe, copy that and distribute my great words to the masses. SCRIBE Yes my Pharaoh. [Later, after competition results are in] PHAROAH I must say that was quick! Me bless this fast and effective thrown-rock method of voting. SCRIBE I have the page of results here, O immortal super-dooper God-king. PHAROAH Read them aloud. [Scribe suddenly looks worried] PHAROAH Go on, read. Wait, what's wrong? SCRIBE I can't read. PHAROAH Hahaha! Oh wait, it's not a joke. Then how in My name did you get the job? SCRIBE Nepotism and selling sexual favours. PHAROAH Ah! So you were the "Gladys" they sent to My chambers. SCRIBE Indeed my Pharaoh. PHAROAH This is very confusing. So you can't read nor...hang on! You can write. SCRIBE Afraid not, my Pharaoh. In all the years my relatives and ancestors have worked as scribes for the Pharaohs we have never been able to read or write. PHAROAH Good Me! So in all those years you did... SCRIBE Doodle, drawing silly little pictures my God-king. PHAROAH Lets see. [Pharaoh reads the papyrus sheets as Scribe watches nervously] PHAROAH You know, we may still be able to salvage something here! As long as it's veiled in a shroud of mystery we could get away with it. After all, who cares about Egypt? [Scribe laughs nervously] PHAROAH By the way, Scribe. What's your name? SCRIBE Hieroglyph, my majestic God-king. PHAROAH Very well, the new writing system shall be named Hieroglyphics, in your honour. SCRIBE Thank you my Pharaoh, but what of the results. We cannot read them! PHAROAH Hmmm...well we'll just invent some bollocks name, how about Thaddeus? SCRIBE Very good my Pharaoh! PHAROAH Now don't mention this to anyone. We might actually pull of this literary con job!
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