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Skips: Enough! We're going again, I wasn't ready. Rigby: Maybe. Or maybe you're just getting weak in your old age, gramps. Benson: Okay, ready, go! Rigby: Yeah, yeah yeah! Who's the strongest now!? Two in a row! Mordecai: That was awesome, man! Rigby: It's all in the wrist. And also it's in the muscles. Pops: Hi Skips! You sure did a bang up job at arm wrestling yesterday. You were beating everyone! Skips: I didn't beat Rigby. Pops: Yes, he's quite the arm wrestler isn't he? Skips: I'm not the strongest anymore. Pops: Boulderdash! You're the strongest person I know. You were just having a bad day. You should go up to Rigby and demand a rematch. Then you'll see who the strongest is. [giggles and walks away] Skips: Thanks, Pops. Mordecai: Here comes the power move! [presses a button on guitar] Mordecai: [laughs] Dude, this is just like playing real guitar! Rigby: Check this out! [plays guitar behind his head] Rigby: No! Mordecai: Dude, dodge the bottles! Up up down down left right left right! [Skips blocks the television.] Mordecai: Aww what? Rigby: Come on! Skips: Rigby! Me, you, rematch. Rigby: No. Skips: I said I want a rematch! Rigby: I'm busy. Mordecai: Dude, not cool. Rigby: Eh. He'll get over it. [Cut to Skips working out in his room. Benson knocks.] Skips: Come in. Benson: Skips? Skips did you break their video game? Rigby: Yes, yes he did I already told you! Benson: I want to hear it from him! Skips: Yeah. Benson: What!? Wow, uh, I'm sorry Skips, but, you're gonna have to pay for it. Rigby: Hm hm. Skips: Oh I'll pay for it after Rigby gives me a rematch! Benson: What? That's what this is about? Skips: You wouldn't understand. Benson: [scoffs] Yeah I guess I wouldn't understand. Rigby: I understand. You just want to lose again. Let's go. Skips: Set 'em up. Benson: Ready? Go! Benson: Make sure you pay him by the end of the week. Skips: I will. Rigby: What was that? I couldn't understand you. I don't speak second place. Make sure you pay me by the end of the week. Muscle Man: Aww, yeah! McHooligan's, round two! [slides down banister] Hi Five Ghost: [goes with Muscle Man] Shotgun! Benson: [walks down stairs] I hope you guys got your drink tickets 'coz the drinks are on me up a dollar fifty value! Pops: [walks down stairs] Splendid, I can't wait to get an aguarita! Rigby: [walks down stairs] I'm gonna get me an ice on the rocks, woo! Mordecai: Aww man, my drink ticket! Benson: Hey Mordecai, let's hustle! Mordecai: I'll be back in a sec, guys! Mordecai: Aww what, Skips? What are you doing? Skips: Uh, nothing. Uh, going through Rigby's stuff. Rigby, the strongest. There's gotta be a trick. Mordecai: Dude, Skips, I can't stand to see you like this. Listen. Don't tell him I told you this, but Rigby's been pranking you. Skips: What!? M: [picks up drink ticket] Two words: "Playco Armboy". [exits] Look it up. [Cut to Skips using the computer. He watches the Playco Armboy commercial. A father and his son are arm wrestling] Father: So, you think you can take on your old man? [slams son and laughs] Easy! Announcer: How to use Playco Armboy! First, put on Playco Armboy! Second, conceal Playco Armboy! Third, sign our legal Playco Armboy waver! Father: Ready for round two, eh? SMASH! Father: [yelps] Aww! That really hurt, son. Other Announcer: A subsidiary of Yoshimoto Cybernetics! [Commercial ends, Skips becomes furious. Montage of Skips training himself and leaving his room. Cut to McHooligan's] Benson: Hey Mordecai, what ever happened to Skips? Mordecai: Uh. He had stuff. To do. Rigby: Hm hm! Probably resting his old man bones. Rigby: OHHHHH! Look who's back for thirds! Benson: Don't do it, Skips. Rigby: [props arm up] Say goodnight, gramps. Skips: I'm sorry, Rigby. I'll make it up to you. Death: [laughs] Well well well. If it ain't old Skips. Skips: Death. Death: [laughs] You haven't changed a bit! So what's the occasion here, Skips? Is that your buddy there? Finally killed someone, eh? Skips: I want him back. Let's arm wrestle for him. If I win, I keep him. If you win, you can take me instead. Death: Aww, big old Skips finally coming in for some good old fashion arm wrestling, eh? 'bout time. You've been dodging me for years. Now I get to beat you and take your immortal soul? Death: Deal. Death: I've been waiting for this day. [takes off jacket to reveal an arm as muscular as Skips' and kisses it] Set 'em up. Skips: Hm. Referee: Ready? Go! Death: [laughs] Your soul is mine! [laughs and almost slams Skips' arm] Any last words, Skips? Skips: Two words! Playco Armboy! Death: Huh? Death: No, how is this possible!? Skips: Death, I won. Bring Rigby back and take a hike! Death: Skips! Mark my words. [get in motorbike] Someday I will have your immortal soul! [makes a portal in the wall and spits Rigby's soul into Rigby's mouth] Skips: Listen Rigby, sorry for, you know, killing you back there. It was unprofessional. Rigby: Huh? [turns and sees stitches in back] You know what? Water under the bridge. So you ended up cheating death, huh? Skips: I learned from the best. [lifts up Playco Armboy] Rigby: Ohhhh! Skips: Seriously though, you shouldn't cheat. I only did it to save your life. Rigby: So, everybody thinks I'm dead? Skips: Yep. Rigby: Dude! We gotta prank 'em! Skips: Uh, y'know Rigby, I think I've had enough pranks for today.
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