Rand Paul was clone in a libertarian cloning facility on a project known as "Mini-me", she was suppose to be born as a healthy baby girl and to be originally be named Ayn Rand Paul but instead they got this freak of nature he was born as a healthy libertarian boy with the free market blessed spirit of his father.
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| - Rand Paul was clone in a libertarian cloning facility on a project known as "Mini-me", she was suppose to be born as a healthy baby girl and to be originally be named Ayn Rand Paul but instead they got this freak of nature he was born as a healthy libertarian boy with the free market blessed spirit of his father.
- Randal Howard "Rand" Paul is a bigotted Senator from Kentucky who is one of far too many offspring of former representative Ron Paul. He acts like a libertarian, but is still pro-life, however, on a few issues he is smarter than the rest of his party. Kyle Kulinski even lists Rand Paul as (the most reasonable Republican).
- He also promised to co-sponsor the Enumerated Powers Act, introduced in the Senate by Tom Coburn of Oklahoma. He'd also re-introduce the Fiscal Responsibility Act. This is a bill to cut Congressional pay each year they run a deficit. Since Nathan Deal of Georgia has refused to reintroduce it in this Congress, we haven't updated the campaign.
- Rand Paul is the US Senator for the state of Kentucky and a member of the 115th US Congress. This page contains links to Fark threads in which Rand Paul was discussed.
- Rand Paul is the founder and Chancellor of the Land of Germany. His reign started on April 1, 2013 and has not been interrupted since.
- Randal Howard "Rand" Paul (born January 7, 1963) is a self-important Kentucky Senator who prides himself on not being like most of his fellow mental invalids. He identifies as a Conservative but is pretty much a quasi-libertarian who will do a smart thing every once and awhile. He is the offspring of former Congressman Ron Paul, the Republican's Bernie Sanders. He doesn't care much for abortion, as he is a strong advocate for a fetus' right to stand their ground. When gay marriage became a thing, he just went with it, assuming the honor of having done something to help achieve it.
- Randal Howard "Rand" Paul (born January 7, 1963) is the much celebrated son of the contemporary Maximus, the Savior of Rome: Sire Ron Paul. He was born in a crib surrounded by a bull and a donkey in Lake Jackson, Texas. Until 2010, he could refer to himself as being a respectable ophthalmologist before heeding a call to cross the Rubicon in a virtuous attempt to cleanse the putrid, scum-ridden Augean stables: the American Congress.
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