abstract
| - The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Brightonburg City. Income tax is unheard of. The frighteningly efficient BrightonBurgian economy, worth an astonishing 14,044 trillion Gold or Silver Kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 505,523 Gold or Silver Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,523,843 per year while the poor average 57,007, a ratio of 44.3 to 1. Crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, obesity is a thing of the past due to the nation's sickening cuisine, international tensions are high as BrightonBurg threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. BrightonBurg's national animal is the Wild Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange Catholic.
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