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The year was 1893 and Abraham Van Helsing, aged and weary of hunting vampires had an idea. Instead of running around hunting easily ressurectable vampires, he could turn them into friendly, respectable, tax paying members of society. But how? After hours of drinking he got an idea from playing around with his name: he would make Hell sing. Ageless vampires could make supherb choir singers since their voice never changes from pueberty. And they could get great practice by listening to the echoes in their spacious castle homes.

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  • Hellsing Music Academy
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  • The year was 1893 and Abraham Van Helsing, aged and weary of hunting vampires had an idea. Instead of running around hunting easily ressurectable vampires, he could turn them into friendly, respectable, tax paying members of society. But how? After hours of drinking he got an idea from playing around with his name: he would make Hell sing. Ageless vampires could make supherb choir singers since their voice never changes from pueberty. And they could get great practice by listening to the echoes in their spacious castle homes.
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  • The year was 1893 and Abraham Van Helsing, aged and weary of hunting vampires had an idea. Instead of running around hunting easily ressurectable vampires, he could turn them into friendly, respectable, tax paying members of society. But how? After hours of drinking he got an idea from playing around with his name: he would make Hell sing. Ageless vampires could make supherb choir singers since their voice never changes from pueberty. And they could get great practice by listening to the echoes in their spacious castle homes. And so, Abraham used his family fortune to build the Hellsing Academy, buy instruments, and hire staff. He then celebrated the grand opening with more drinking. When he finally became sober (which was not for many months) he realized what an idiotic plan it was and tried to stop it. Unfortunatly, Abraham suffered a fatal heart attack, just as he was moving an even more fatal piano down the stairs. The academy was then carried on by his disrespectful child who sought to sully his legacy.
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