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Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing is a computer program designed to teach little children how to type faster on the keyboard. This is accomplished by listening to a slutty whore named Mavis Beacon bitch at you when you press the wrong key or go too slow during a lesson.

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  • Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing is a computer program designed to teach little children how to type faster on the keyboard. This is accomplished by listening to a slutty whore named Mavis Beacon bitch at you when you press the wrong key or go too slow during a lesson.
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  • Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing is a computer program designed to teach little children how to type faster on the keyboard. This is accomplished by listening to a slutty whore named Mavis Beacon bitch at you when you press the wrong key or go too slow during a lesson. Occasionally you are allowed to play one of several equally mind-numbing minigames, each of them involving you typing out nonsense words in order to do something completely useless in the game. For instance, typing the word "eat" in the middle of the car racing game makes your car go. There has been much criticism of this program by flustered driver's ed instructors who are having to deal with kids whipping out their laptops while driving on the highway and expecting the car to follow the road when they type "bread lord piss fire hood wanker". Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing has been unofficially linked to at least 100 automobile-related accidents in the United States. Figures are estimated to be at least triple that in Canada, but nobody cares about them, so it's all good.
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