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The Baker is an original character from the Land of Stories series. He does not appear but is mentioned with regards to Ezmia' past. He is one of her former lovers and his soul is trapped in a jar on Ezmia's mantlepiece. He is the "man who never loved [Ezmia]".

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  • The Baker is an original character from the Land of Stories series. He does not appear but is mentioned with regards to Ezmia' past. He is one of her former lovers and his soul is trapped in a jar on Ezmia's mantlepiece. He is the "man who never loved [Ezmia]".
  • He is known to burn his cakes, which cause him to panic for his cakes are more important than human contact and will do anything to bake a cake. He also believes his cakes can talk, a consequence of his schizophrenia.
  • The Divine prophet of The Church of the Ironic Cheesecake.Inc and the Cheesecakeian faith whom baked the most delicious cheesecake in all existence some 20,000 years ago. He is known only as The Baker and is commonly recognised by his Italian appearance, chef uniform, moustache, and sacred glowing heart, which he isn't afraid to wear on his chest.
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  • The Baker is an original character from the Land of Stories series. He does not appear but is mentioned with regards to Ezmia' past. He is one of her former lovers and his soul is trapped in a jar on Ezmia's mantlepiece. He is the "man who never loved [Ezmia]".
  • He is known to burn his cakes, which cause him to panic for his cakes are more important than human contact and will do anything to bake a cake. He also believes his cakes can talk, a consequence of his schizophrenia.
  • The Divine prophet of The Church of the Ironic Cheesecake.Inc and the Cheesecakeian faith whom baked the most delicious cheesecake in all existence some 20,000 years ago. He is known only as The Baker and is commonly recognised by his Italian appearance, chef uniform, moustache, and sacred glowing heart, which he isn't afraid to wear on his chest.
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