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The earliest known direct reference to Al Davis comes from a 17th century Italian drawing of Davis, seated upon a throne, the Pope kneeling to kiss his bare feet. Many have noted that Davis looks older in this drawing than he has as recently as the 1990s, but experts claim that this could just be the result of Botox treatments. There is, as of yet, no conclusive evidence tying Davis' 17th century body to his current body, and the government lacks the means to acquire a DNA sample.

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  • The earliest known direct reference to Al Davis comes from a 17th century Italian drawing of Davis, seated upon a throne, the Pope kneeling to kiss his bare feet. Many have noted that Davis looks older in this drawing than he has as recently as the 1990s, but experts claim that this could just be the result of Botox treatments. There is, as of yet, no conclusive evidence tying Davis' 17th century body to his current body, and the government lacks the means to acquire a DNA sample.
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  • The earliest known direct reference to Al Davis comes from a 17th century Italian drawing of Davis, seated upon a throne, the Pope kneeling to kiss his bare feet. Many have noted that Davis looks older in this drawing than he has as recently as the 1990s, but experts claim that this could just be the result of Botox treatments. There is, as of yet, no conclusive evidence tying Davis' 17th century body to his current body, and the government lacks the means to acquire a DNA sample. Al Davis' personal guard became known as the Raiders as recently as the 20th century, when rumors circulated that he was responsible for the Great San Francisco Earthquake of 1906. The Raiders, a band of pillaging pirates and scoundrels, engaged in demonic rituals and cursed loudly, infuriating many. Their penchant for parking in handicapped parking spaces, despite lacking the requisite handicapped badges, attracted the attention of law enforcement, and their boisterous nature and black clothing convinced many mothers that they were "Not a good influence to the children." The Raiders have thus been universally disliked for the entirety of their history. It is clear that people only join the Raiders when they have the talent to be a Raider, and the desire for riches and glory. Because of excellent tactical leadership and organization, the Raiders remained a fearsome group, loathed though they were. Perhaps the most important Raider leader is Jon Gruden, who both took the Raiders to new heights and new lows in the span of a decade. This was in stark contrast to former QB JaMarcus "The Potential" Russell, who focused mainly on taking the Raiders to new lows.
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