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The story opens with Dr. Alan Grant (Morgan) and his fellow scientist and favourite fuck friend Ellie (Carrere), recovering a mammoth corpse in Alaska. They are approaced by John Hamm who tells them he's opened up a new zoo and he would like them to check it out. Grant asks what kind of zoo and Hamm replies that its right up his ally. They both agree Alaska sucks anyways and decide to go with Hamm. Hamm has opened his park on Scatterie Island just off the coast of Cape Breton simulating the harsh climate of the Pleistocene that these animals are used to. In addition to Dr. Grant and Ellie there are several other people on the tour including Ian Malcolm (G.I. Jew), Hamm's two grandkids Lex (Elisha Cuthbert) and Tim (Harry Potter), and their lawyer (played by Jim "The Hammer" Shapiro). But t

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  • The story opens with Dr. Alan Grant (Morgan) and his fellow scientist and favourite fuck friend Ellie (Carrere), recovering a mammoth corpse in Alaska. They are approaced by John Hamm who tells them he's opened up a new zoo and he would like them to check it out. Grant asks what kind of zoo and Hamm replies that its right up his ally. They both agree Alaska sucks anyways and decide to go with Hamm. Hamm has opened his park on Scatterie Island just off the coast of Cape Breton simulating the harsh climate of the Pleistocene that these animals are used to. In addition to Dr. Grant and Ellie there are several other people on the tour including Ian Malcolm (G.I. Jew), Hamm's two grandkids Lex (Elisha Cuthbert) and Tim (Harry Potter), and their lawyer (played by Jim "The Hammer" Shapiro). But t
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  • The story opens with Dr. Alan Grant (Morgan) and his fellow scientist and favourite fuck friend Ellie (Carrere), recovering a mammoth corpse in Alaska. They are approaced by John Hamm who tells them he's opened up a new zoo and he would like them to check it out. Grant asks what kind of zoo and Hamm replies that its right up his ally. They both agree Alaska sucks anyways and decide to go with Hamm. Hamm has opened his park on Scatterie Island just off the coast of Cape Breton simulating the harsh climate of the Pleistocene that these animals are used to. In addition to Dr. Grant and Ellie there are several other people on the tour including Ian Malcolm (G.I. Jew), Hamm's two grandkids Lex (Elisha Cuthbert) and Tim (Harry Potter), and their lawyer (played by Jim "The Hammer" Shapiro). But things get out of hand when Dennis Nedrey (played by Louie Anderson) bypasses the security system causing all the animals to escape. The sabre toothed tigers quickly escape and proceed to slaughter and consume Mr. Arnold (played by Al Sharpton). The cars are stuck in front of the wooley mammoth pen and then the lawyer has the shits so he runs into the outhouse. The wooley mammoths proceed to escape from their pen and eat the lawyer, including his feces. Dr. Grant proceeds to escape with the kids and G. I. Jew is injured but still alive when the wooley mammoth knocks over the outhouse after eating the lawyer. Meanwhile back at the visitors centre, Neanderthals raid the building, they get a hold of Ellie and have their way with her. At first she resists but eventually she gets so turned on my the size of their units that she allows them to finish her. Dr. Grant and the kids eventually find their way back to the visitors Centre and Alan catches Ellie in the act with a Neanderthal. Ellie begs Alan to forgive her and says the Neanderthals wouldn't take no for an answer. Alan says "Yeah right, I could tell you were having a good time by the look on your face". Ellie pleads with Alan to forgive her. He says ok but that to make up for it, Ellie should let him do Lex. Ellie agrees and later joins them for a hot and steamy threesome. When a pack of hungry sabre toothed tigers threaten to end the orgy, they just throw Tim to them to calm then down. The cats then proceed to feast upon Tim's mangled corpse. Eventually all the animals are killed by Robert Muldoon (Paul Hogan) and the group is able to escape to Cape Breton. Dr. Grant and Ellie sue John Hamm for mental trauma but decide to drop the suit when Hamm offers Dr. Grant his granddaughter. Alan, Ellie, and Lex then proceed to live happily ever after living togther and having hot threesomes every night.
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