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Hello! Tis me, BC! This is the *counts* FOURTH Tallstar Advertizes spoof! :D For this spoof, Tallstar is advertizing his... *Drumroll* ARCHERY CLASS! Enjoy! Voice-Over: Welcome to Tall- Tallstar: I THOUGHT I FIRED YOU LAST TIME! Voice-Over: You signed a contract saying that you can't fire me! Tallstar: *Holds up contract* Oh, you mean this one? *Shreds it into tiny molocules* Voice-Over: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *Dissapears* Tallstar: Now, then... Welcome, everycat! You can now take my epical ARCHERY class for 15 peices of prey and half your thyme! Daisy: *Is hypnotised* Kumquats!

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  • Hello! Tis me, BC! This is the *counts* FOURTH Tallstar Advertizes spoof! :D For this spoof, Tallstar is advertizing his... *Drumroll* ARCHERY CLASS! Enjoy! Voice-Over: Welcome to Tall- Tallstar: I THOUGHT I FIRED YOU LAST TIME! Voice-Over: You signed a contract saying that you can't fire me! Tallstar: *Holds up contract* Oh, you mean this one? *Shreds it into tiny molocules* Voice-Over: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *Dissapears* Tallstar: Now, then... Welcome, everycat! You can now take my epical ARCHERY class for 15 peices of prey and half your thyme! Daisy: *Is hypnotised* Kumquats!
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  • Hello! Tis me, BC! This is the *counts* FOURTH Tallstar Advertizes spoof! :D For this spoof, Tallstar is advertizing his... *Drumroll* ARCHERY CLASS! Enjoy! Voice-Over: Welcome to Tall- Tallstar: I THOUGHT I FIRED YOU LAST TIME! Voice-Over: You signed a contract saying that you can't fire me! Tallstar: *Holds up contract* Oh, you mean this one? *Shreds it into tiny molocules* Voice-Over: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *Dissapears* Tallstar: Now, then... Welcome, everycat! You can now take my epical ARCHERY class for 15 peices of prey and half your thyme! Mudclaw: *Whispers* Psst! Cloudstep! Do you have something I can throw? Cloudstep: *In a loud voice* Do I have something you can throw? Nope, I don't, sorry! Tallstar: AHEM! Mudclaw! Remember what happened last time? *Reaches for hammer* Mudclaw: AAAAHHHH! I MUST FLEE! *Runs out the door, but then pokes his head back in* And Cloudstep, your apology is NOT ACCEPTED. *Runs away again* Cloudstep: Apology not accepted.... does not compute... will now self destruct! *Blows up* Tallstar: *Ignores* You'll learn how to aim at a target correctly, pick arrows wisely and to ALWAYS shoot with precise accuracy! *Grabs Daisy, yanks her onstage, and chains her to a board with an apple on her head* Remember, Daisy, you just need to stay still. I'll shoot for the apple, not you. Daisy: *Is hypnotised* Kumquats! Tallstar: I'll take that as a yes! *Shoots the apple off her head, with the rest of her fur, leaving only one strip of fur on her head, like a mowhawk) Cloudstep: GAH! What is that ghastly thing? Daisy: Bacon Flowers! *Runs off the stage* Tallstar: It's so easy, WILLOWPELT CAN DO IT! *Lets Willowpelt out of her quarentine box, all hyped up on energy drinks dressed in a monkey suit* CARROT HONEY! I NAMED A MONKEY BAHAHAHAHA! *Grabs a bow and arrow* Audience: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? Willowpelt: *Causes destruction everywhere by shooting arrows* Tallstar: And we'll continue after this quick message! *Camera stays on* I SAID, GO TO A COMMERCIAL!!!!! * white noise/TV static*
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