The "AIDS virus" (Asexually Infecting Deadites) that created zombies is actually a new parasite that takes over the life form. It changes the appearance, metabolism, and internal workings of the host. Instead of being spread like a plague by contamination, the phenomenon presents itself in any human that has died from any cause (except those which destroy the physical structure of the brain). Which most people thought to be Bullshit. The reason they have to eat human flesh is that the parasite feeds off the flesh, so once the zombie is dead, they have to keep consuming the human flesh for the parasite. It also reproduces asexually, causing infection from the bites. Indicating that not only are Zombies flesh-eating monsters, but also asexually reproducing perverts.
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| - The "AIDS virus" (Asexually Infecting Deadites) that created zombies is actually a new parasite that takes over the life form. It changes the appearance, metabolism, and internal workings of the host. Instead of being spread like a plague by contamination, the phenomenon presents itself in any human that has died from any cause (except those which destroy the physical structure of the brain). Which most people thought to be Bullshit. The reason they have to eat human flesh is that the parasite feeds off the flesh, so once the zombie is dead, they have to keep consuming the human flesh for the parasite. It also reproduces asexually, causing infection from the bites. Indicating that not only are Zombies flesh-eating monsters, but also asexually reproducing perverts.
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| - The "AIDS virus" (Asexually Infecting Deadites) that created zombies is actually a new parasite that takes over the life form. It changes the appearance, metabolism, and internal workings of the host. Instead of being spread like a plague by contamination, the phenomenon presents itself in any human that has died from any cause (except those which destroy the physical structure of the brain). Which most people thought to be Bullshit. The reason they have to eat human flesh is that the parasite feeds off the flesh, so once the zombie is dead, they have to keep consuming the human flesh for the parasite. It also reproduces asexually, causing infection from the bites. Indicating that not only are Zombies flesh-eating monsters, but also asexually reproducing perverts.
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