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| - Mack: What the h**l is going on?! Where the h**l am I?! Mick Cool comes running out of the jungle Mick: Ah! A monster! Mack: Who the h**l are you? Mick: Moster! Run! Troy comes out of the jungle Troy: Hey you little twerp! Tell me what the h**l is going on! Mack: Stop! Stay away from the little )^&^@%$ robed thing! Troy: What you gonna do 'bout it, Gramps? Mack: Gramps! I'm gonna kick your sorry a** into nest week you disrespectful little b*****d! Troy flips off Mack Mack: I'm gonna knock some respect into your little head, but I don't know if it'll fit with all the s**t already in there! Mick: Stop! We shouldn't be fighting! We should be trying to figure out what's going on! Troy: You know, maybe the shy-guy's right. Mack: Yeah. Both: NAH! They jump at each other Troy: Urgh... Hades: So, Cortez, do you remember the ship crashing? Hades and Cortez are walking together through the jungle, talking Cortez: No, but with all that debris, it must be what happened. Hades: You know, Cortez, I'm starting to like you. Cortez: This could indeed be the beginning of a true friendship, Hades... or should I call you John? Hades: John is fine. PalmMan: Out of all the people to be stuck on a desert island with, why does it have to be you? MineMan: I was just wondering the same thing. Palm: You know, there's no reason we have to stick to together. Mine: You're right. I'm leaving. Palm: Fine. They walk off in opposite directions. Esarbee: Thunder, so, I thought that YE was still alive? So how could you have booked the cruie when you aren't even born yet? Thunder Nook: When has anything to do with Fandemonium ever made since? Esarbee: Hmm. Thunder: What? Esarbee: Well, I don't know if we're really allowed to break the fourth wall with Survivor Fan. Thunder: Survivor Fan? Esarbee: *Gasp* I think I just broke the fourth wall without realizing it! We aren't even supposed to know about the show yet, are we? Thunder: No, I don't think we are, so let's just pretend this conversation never happend. Esarbee: What conversation? Thunder: Exactly. Esarbee: (To himself) What conversation is he talking about? Mack: Humph. That should show you not to mess with me. Mick: Um, hey, Mack. It's starting to get dark. Don't you think we should find some firewood? Mack: Yeah. I'll build a shelter. You, Troy or whatever the h**l your name is. Go get some firewood. Troy scampers off into the woods Mick: So, mister, thanks for saving me! I really owe you one! I'm Mick Cool! I'm a Micool Guy! What's your name? Did I mention I like to talk a l- Mack: Do you want to help me build this shelter? Mick: Yeah! Mack: Then shut up. Indi555 is standing on the beach holding his cell phone Indi: So when to I tell them about the show? ???: Tomorrow. Indi: 'Kay. Man, this is gonna be fun! What should tomorrow's challenge be? ???: Have them reach the top of the volcano. The last one to the top will be pushed in. Indi: No prob'. This'll be interesting. Indi hangs up, but his phone rings again Indi: Who the h**l is calling me way out here? Answers his phone Indi: 'Sup. Indi here. ???: Indi! You have to help me! Indi: Shroomy! Shroomy: Indi! I've been tricked into appearing on a reallity show called "Fandemonium: England Edition" or something!" Indi: Shroomy, your breaking up. Shroomy: Indi, wait- Indi hangs up. Mack wakes up to find a note by him, as do all the other contestants. Note: Meet at the lagoon. All the contestants are there, as is Indi. Mack: You! What the h**l is goin' on! Indi: You are all contestants on a reallity show called Survival Fan! They errupt into chaos. Indi: You must all compete in survival challenges to win. And if you don't comply, we get to throw you into the volcano. Hades: You can't do that. Indi: Yeah, we can. It was on the contract. So, everyone meet back here in two hours for the first challenge!
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