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Touching was invented by a "man", when he accidentally "fell" on a person. People around him saw this phenomenon, then went around touching people. The art of touching is commonly used in the act of "wuv"; not to be confused with "lurv" or "Lurvin". It has been passed down from generations that are, like, really old, and is still in full force in the today time. When touching was first invented, the Baptist Church, Gandhi and perhaps a lot of other people were against it, they thought it was too sexy to be used in our (their) time.

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  • Touching was invented by a "man", when he accidentally "fell" on a person. People around him saw this phenomenon, then went around touching people. The art of touching is commonly used in the act of "wuv"; not to be confused with "lurv" or "Lurvin". It has been passed down from generations that are, like, really old, and is still in full force in the today time. When touching was first invented, the Baptist Church, Gandhi and perhaps a lot of other people were against it, they thought it was too sexy to be used in our (their) time.
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  • Touching was invented by a "man", when he accidentally "fell" on a person. People around him saw this phenomenon, then went around touching people. The art of touching is commonly used in the act of "wuv"; not to be confused with "lurv" or "Lurvin". It has been passed down from generations that are, like, really old, and is still in full force in the today time. When touching was first invented, the Baptist Church, Gandhi and perhaps a lot of other people were against it, they thought it was too sexy to be used in our (their) time. The "man" in question that first used this method of touching was a great man, not unlike Jesus, but still was ridiculed my the Baptist Church and Ghandi. All further inventions by this many were varied and of little amount.
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