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| - The work whereupon thine eyes hesitate to rest is an unique and unprecedented alchemy in which the science of mathematical probability, the poetry of the Bard himself, and the pandemonium of anarchy join as one, to provide the means whereby ye Uncyclopedia shall advance by leaps and bounds into the blue ether of heav'n! Verily, the vessel of our collective enlightenment and ascendancy shall be this very page! What miracle dost thou work, ye ask? What sorcery dost thou, Uncyclopedia, conjure forth from the abyssal depths of science and theology? Harken! Uncyclopedia doth provide an answer, and 'tis clear as day! Forsooth, in the wiki spirit, we shall not look outwardly in expectation, but inwardly, to the core of our collected beings with certainty and wonder! Look ye well, for within each heart burns a Bardly spark, from which all fires of poetry and passion are ignited! Cherish thou, and nourish thou this spark, for 'tis all that's needed to recreate the very words of William Shakespeare himself! By our fellowship, each spark shall come together and form a towering blaze! Therewithin, shall we Uncyclopedians, burn Hamlet!
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