So you wanna be a villain who has no redeeming qualities? Here are the steps. 1.
* Be the Big Bad. Heck, just be a villain. Being the Big Bad helps, though. 2.
* Let the heroes come into your trap and torture and/or kill them. Painfully. 3.
* Break the Cutie or kill The Woobie. For a better result, keep The Woobie alive, but make his/her life a living hell consciously. 4.
* Kick the Dog. Especially if the dog is adorable. If you have a dog, kill it and/or torture it as soon as possible. 5.
* Don't have a Freudian Excuse. If you by any chance have an excuse, just make sure your present day depravity far outweighs your past. 6.
* Love your Hannibal Lecture. And don't be swayed by anyone's appeal for good. 7.
* Be reasonless in evil. 8.
* Laugh at your vi
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| - So you wanna be a villain who has no redeeming qualities? Here are the steps. 1.
* Be the Big Bad. Heck, just be a villain. Being the Big Bad helps, though. 2.
* Let the heroes come into your trap and torture and/or kill them. Painfully. 3.
* Break the Cutie or kill The Woobie. For a better result, keep The Woobie alive, but make his/her life a living hell consciously. 4.
* Kick the Dog. Especially if the dog is adorable. If you have a dog, kill it and/or torture it as soon as possible. 5.
* Don't have a Freudian Excuse. If you by any chance have an excuse, just make sure your present day depravity far outweighs your past. 6.
* Love your Hannibal Lecture. And don't be swayed by anyone's appeal for good. 7.
* Be reasonless in evil. 8.
* Laugh at your vi
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| - So you wanna be a villain who has no redeeming qualities? Here are the steps. 1.
* Be the Big Bad. Heck, just be a villain. Being the Big Bad helps, though. 2.
* Let the heroes come into your trap and torture and/or kill them. Painfully. 3.
* Break the Cutie or kill The Woobie. For a better result, keep The Woobie alive, but make his/her life a living hell consciously. 4.
* Kick the Dog. Especially if the dog is adorable. If you have a dog, kill it and/or torture it as soon as possible. 5.
* Don't have a Freudian Excuse. If you by any chance have an excuse, just make sure your present day depravity far outweighs your past. 6.
* Love your Hannibal Lecture. And don't be swayed by anyone's appeal for good. 7.
* Be reasonless in evil. 8.
* Laugh at your victims' misery, especially at their lowest. 9.
* Forget about standards, children should be no different than adult from your point of view. Unless you have a special treatment for them. 10.
* Be a Self-Made Orphan. 11.
* Make sure your favorite sound is 'screaming of other people' 12.
* If I am ever in charge of a military I will make sure to not care about the lives of my own forces. I will frequently send them on deadly missions for almost no reason at all 13.
* Dine only on Endangered Species; especially cute ones. 14.
* Love the sight of people in despair. Even better: Actively drive people into despair, make it your hobby or something! 15.
* Love no one in your life. You are looking out for Number One, always! 16.
* Either show indifference to your heinous attrocities, or flat out enjoy them. You have no shame, no remorse, no regrets for the path you have taken. 17.
* A chance for redemption? A chance to make a new start? NEVER! 18.
* Just always do your absolute best to do your absolute worst.
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