| rdfs:comment
| - The Backhouse is a small building located in the back of a residential property on Pearl st., Santa Monica. Despite it's meager appearance, The Backhouse is a local hub for some of Santa Monica's most prestigious citizens and an open forum for intellectual discussion of the highest caliber. The Backhouse has been linked to several crime sprees in the city of Santa Monica over the past several years, including a string of squash related vandalism that took place proceeding Halloween, 2010. Despite this, it is important to note that patrons of The Backhouse are near entirely peaceful, excluding periods of excessive consumption of alcohol.
- Sorry, what was I saying? Oh, right, ADD is wicked bad, and it makes life a bitch for people, kind of like how cancer affects a lot of people. Only cancer kills people. Like my uncle. My uncle wasn't killed by cancer though. He was killed in 'Nam back in the 70s. He really liked disco music, like the Bee Gees. "Stayin' Alive" was his favorite song, which I guess is kind of ironic. It was in that movie "Saturday Night Fever", which I suppose is probably a totally different illness. I think I had Saturday Night Fever once, but the VD clinic gave me a penicillin shot, at least he told me it was penicilin, but it tasted just like Pixie Stix. I had to get the shotafter a night out at a bar, and I saw this chick, and she was wearing one of those Abercrombie and Fitch shirts.
- Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) is a psychological disorder which causes extremely low attention spans, especially in children. It's first mentioned in Gnomes when Tweek's parents say that the cause of Tweek's jitteryness is ADD. It is later mentioned when Timmy and the rest of the fourth graders are diagnosed with ADD in "Timmy 2000" (although even normal fourth graders couldn't have payed attention to the tests they were given). Timmy was mis-diagnosed by some teachers from school and doctor for having ADD because he can only say his name due to his mental retardation. Everyone else is diagnosed with ADD because the doctor thinks they can't pay attention. They are all given prescriptions to get Ritalin (actual medication for ADD) and everyone overdoses on it and becomes calm and laid ba
|
| abstract
| - The Backhouse is a small building located in the back of a residential property on Pearl st., Santa Monica. Despite it's meager appearance, The Backhouse is a local hub for some of Santa Monica's most prestigious citizens and an open forum for intellectual discussion of the highest caliber. The Backhouse has been linked to several crime sprees in the city of Santa Monica over the past several years, including a string of squash related vandalism that took place proceeding Halloween, 2010. Despite this, it is important to note that patrons of The Backhouse are near entirely peaceful, excluding periods of excessive consumption of alcohol.
- Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) is a psychological disorder which causes extremely low attention spans, especially in children. It's first mentioned in Gnomes when Tweek's parents say that the cause of Tweek's jitteryness is ADD. It is later mentioned when Timmy and the rest of the fourth graders are diagnosed with ADD in "Timmy 2000" (although even normal fourth graders couldn't have payed attention to the tests they were given). Timmy was mis-diagnosed by some teachers from school and doctor for having ADD because he can only say his name due to his mental retardation. Everyone else is diagnosed with ADD because the doctor thinks they can't pay attention. They are all given prescriptions to get Ritalin (actual medication for ADD) and everyone overdoses on it and becomes calm and laid back (much like marijuana users). Doctors then have an antidote for Ritalin called Ritalout (a play on the fact that the opposite of 'in' is 'out', so Ritalout should negate the effects of Ritalin).
- Sorry, what was I saying? Oh, right, ADD is wicked bad, and it makes life a bitch for people, kind of like how cancer affects a lot of people. Only cancer kills people. Like my uncle. My uncle wasn't killed by cancer though. He was killed in 'Nam back in the 70s. He really liked disco music, like the Bee Gees. "Stayin' Alive" was his favorite song, which I guess is kind of ironic. It was in that movie "Saturday Night Fever", which I suppose is probably a totally different illness. I think I had Saturday Night Fever once, but the VD clinic gave me a penicillin shot, at least he told me it was penicilin, but it tasted just like Pixie Stix. I had to get the shotafter a night out at a bar, and I saw this chick, and she was wearing one of those Abercrombie and Fitch shirts. Have you ever seen the Abercrombie and Fitch catalog? That's about the closest thing to child pornography you could get legally. Pornography is disgusting. More disgusting even than my grandma's feet. She has all these corns and bunions and stuff. I don't know why they call them corns, really. Do you get them from eating a lot of corn? My mom really likes corn. She eats creamed corn, and corn on the cob. She really like corn on the cob on the barbeque, like we had at the last family reunion, but I coldn't eat much because the Ritalin makes my mouth teeth fall out. My sister beat my aunt in the horseshoe competition we always have; or should it be had? The conjugation of the english word "lay" always confused me. I was at a website once and they had the conjugation for like shakespearean english, 'He layest up on brow whilst I passeth darts unto the christmas tree'. My aunt beat my sister at darts at our Christmas get-together. I love Christmas. Especially when there's snow on the ground, because then you can make a snowman and snowballs and have a snowball fight. When we were kids, we used to have snowball fights, and my cousin got hit right in the eye with one. He had to wear an eyepatch for a couple of weeks. We called him a pirate. Did you see that movie "Pirates of the Carribean"? That was pretty cool. Johnny Depp was awesome. I really liked him in Edward Scissorhands, too. That movie also had that pretty Winona Ryder chick who stole all those sweaters that one time. You'd think rich people wouldn't have to steal. The pharmacy didn't have my Ritalin prescription filled on time. Or maybe they told me the correct time and I went there a day early; since I lost my Palm Pilot, it's been hard to keep track of anything... My uncle, not the one that was killed, is kinda rich. I think he steals cable TV, though. They have commercials on TV talking about how that's stealing, but it's not like robbing a bank. The bank has a lot of security cameras and stuff like that. I like to make faces at the cameras sometimes. This one time, I went into the bank and stole a pen. It had one of those foam grips on it. I gave it to my grandma because she also has arthritis, and they don't hurt her hands so much. One time I hurt my hand when I cut it with a razor. I dont know why I even have a razor, because I don't shave. I shave my dog about once a month, though, when his fur gets long. That pisses him off. You know what pisses me off? Midgets. They're so short. Wee Man's a midget, but he's cool because he skateboards. I tried skateboarding one time and I hated it. When I was a little kid I used to really hate raisins. Did you know that the French word for grape is raisin? So what do they call raisins... Anyways, grapes are my favorite fruit... I like grape ice cream too. Speaking of grapes, have you ever seen a sumo wrestler? Anyway, what was I saying? Oh, yeah. ADD is really bad. Yeah, ADD is... Hmmm..... Two... Three... Four... Fi--... BLARGL There are 120 TILES in my wall! COOL! Wow, cool I love Nintendo. SONIC SONIC SONIC SONIC SONIC. That was my moment of ADD. And now on to the introduction. Wait- wasn't that the introduction?
|
![[RDF Data]](/fct/images/sw-rdf-blue.png)