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  • :[Joe introduces Quagmire as roastmaster] :Quagmire: Thanks you, thank you, thank you very mush. Joe, I'd tell you to take your seat, but I'd be about fifteen years too late. ---- :Quagmire: Well first off, Peter's always been special. In high school, he didn't play sports, but he did wear a helmet. ---- :Quagmire: But I gotta say the worst part about being Peter's friend is knowing that eventually you're gonna have to be the fatass' pallbearer. Lift with the legs, right fellas? ---- :Carter: As Lois' father, I hate the thought of her having sex with Peter. :Lois: [offscreen] And so do I! ---- :Carl: I asked Peter what he got on his SATs. He said "Mayonnaise." ---- :Becca: [about Lois] That voice! Ugh. ---- :Jamie: Your wife is such a pig. :Peter: Oh I don't know about that, Jamie. Pigs eat slop; Lois only cooks it. ---- :Peter: Our cycles have lined up; mine's from wiping too hard. ---- :Jamie: I guess Peter made it to the bathroom 'cause I can't feel him walking anymore! :Becca: I know! Fe fi fo fum! Right? ---- :Peter: Lois, you were right; those women were talking about me. :Lois: Oh, dear. What did they say? :Peter: I don't even remember. There was such a long cutaway, but I know it was really mean. ---- :Jerome: Peter,you're loud, you can't hold down a job and your blood pressure's high. If ya didn't have such a damn tiny ding a ling, you could be a black guy! ---- :Cleveland: Peter's got a small penis, but hey! Nuthin' grows in the shade!
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