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| - Jesus of Nazareth (7-2 BCE—26-36 CE), also known as Lord Jesus Christ, Jesus H. Christ, Issa, and Jeebus is the central figure of Christianity. According to mainstream Christian mythology, Jesus is the son of God and God simultaneously, making God his own father. Mainstream Christians also hold that Jesus was crucified by the Romans. Christians believe Jesus rose from the dead some time later, making him a Jewish zombie, therefore meaning mainstream Christians believe God is a cosmic Jewish zombie who is his own father.
- Jesus was the child of Mary and Joseph. Iolaus, Uris and Trinculos were guided to the birthplace of Jesus in Bethos by strange images in their dreams. (HTLJ "A Star to Guide Them") Later, Xena and Gabrielle encountered Jesus, Mary and Joseph traveling by foot. Gabrielle gave them her donkey. (XWP "A Solstice Carol")
- Jesus was Arlene Cuddy's much younger lover in the Season 7 episode Family Practice. He was an unseen character.
- Jesus is the central figure to Christianity. His story is told in the Christian Bible. During his life as a carpenter, he taught about the way of God and preached forgiveness and salvation before being crucified (the cross is a symbol of Christianity because of this) to atone for the sins of the world. After a three-day and period in Hell where he declared victory over Satan, he was resurrected. He then spent a period of forty days on Earth after his resurrection which ended in his ascension to Heaven. It is said that he will one day return to Earth to judge the living and the dead.
- Jesus Christus (der gesalbte) von Nazareth war ein Zimmermannssohn aus Galiläa. Er wurde Stifter der christlichen Glaubenslehre. In Assassin's Creed wird er als Besitzer eines, wenn nicht sogar mehreren Edensplittern, genannt: Das Tuch: Mit dem er von den Toten "auferstand" und kranke Menschen heilen konnte Der Stab: mit dem er die Menschen führen konnte Einer der Äpfel: der es ihm ermöglichte u.a. Wasser in Wein zu verwandeln Wodurch er für Beobachter göttlich gewirkt haben muss.
- Eine Jesusfigur gab J.D. Tipps über sein ungeborenes Kind.
- God!
- The son of Bob, sent down to earth to bring back nachos and a pack of cigs for his old man. Instead ran around the earth performing miracles, gathering disciples and even starting his own black magic cult (christianity). Got p00nz3d by the romans and failed to bring back anything edible or smokable. Bob then ripped his head off and replaced it with a dinosaur's and sent him back to earth as raptor jesus where he remains to this day. Moral of the story: if god sends you out for a pack of cigs and some nachos you better fucking bring him a box of cubans and best damn nachos known to mankind.
- Jesus is lord
- Jesus was resurrected on Ostara’s feast day.
- Jesus (ジーザス) is a completed manga written by Nanatsuki Kyoichi and illustrated by Fujiwara Yoshihide which run in Weekly Shōnen Magazine from 1992 to 1995.
- Jesus Trunchez är en av de tre bröderna Trunchez och tillika en mindre karaktär i GTA IV. Han och hans två bröder, Javier och José fick år 2000 ta över strippklubben the Triangle Club efter Dwayne Forge. När han år 2008 kommer ut ur fängelset så vägrar dock de tre att lämna tillbaka klubben i hans ägo, varpå han i uppdraget "Klä av för att döda" ("Undress to Kill") skickar Niko för att döda de tre bröderna, vilket om man klarar uppdraget lyckas. Kategori:Mindre framträdande personer Kategori:Bröderna Trunchez
- Jesus 「ジーザス Jesus?」 es un manga creado por Nanatsuki Kyoichi y publicado en Weekly Shōnen Magazine desde 1992 hasta 1995, contando con 13 volúmenes.
- Jesus Christ is a meme on 2b2t. He is often shown in videos saying "divine" things. The first Jesus video was uploaded in July 2, 2016, titled Rusher.m4v. A second Jesus video entitled Jesus visits 2b2t was uploaded in February 17, 2017. It should be noted that the two Jesus videos are completely different, however still fall under the same meme.
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- Virus.DOS.Jesus or Jesus is a virus that runs on MS-DOS. This virus has 2 versions:
* Virus.DOS.Jesus.1215
* Virus.DOS.Jesus.1258
- Jesus wears a robe around his body and has a red sheet covering part of it. He has a brown bushy beard and long hair. A halo is constantly above his head to symbolise his holy nature.
- Whoops - Were you looking for Chicken? He shows up at Sunday Mass as bread and wine. People love Him so much they'll eat him. Obey.
- Jesus Christ(/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Iesous; 7–2 BC to AD 30–33), also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of God. Christianity regards Jesus as the awaited Messiah (or "Christ") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Jesus Christ, a name that is also used in non-Christian context.
- Martyr of the Eternal Pagan Church. Accused of Heresy, sentenced to death by crucifiction.
- Jesus(イエスIesu) is a key figure in Steel Ball Run. Appearing in proximity to the Saint Corpse Parts, although never confirmed as such, this figure is named once as and heavily implied to represent the biblical and much-venerated Son of God in Christianity, Jesus Christ.
- Jesus is presumably a human, but the only fact known about this person is that he would have given Sam Witwicky a dishonestly inflated grade to trick Sam's father into buying Sam a car.
- From [[w:|]][[Category: derivations|Jesus]] Ἰησοῦς from [[w:|]][[Category: derivations|Jesus]] [[ישוע#|ישוע]]. The Greek text makes no distinction between Jesus and Joshua, referring to them both as Ἰησοῦς. The Latin Vulgate is likely the earliest to make a distinction, referring to Jesus as Iesus and Joshua as Iosias.
- After the Grayson Civil War, the Faithful, or Masadans, took the New Testament out of their holy scripture and decided that if Jesus had been the true Messiah, he would not have let technology become evil, thus disclaiming his divinity. (HH2)
- Jesus ist eine Minifigur der Baureihe Lone Ranger. Die Minifigur ist im April 2013 erschienen. Er ist ein Bandit.
- Paul Monroe, more commonly known as "Jesus", is a main character first encountered in Issue 91 of Image Comics' The Walking Dead and is a survivor and resident who lived in the Hilltop Colony which held almost two hundred other survivors. Jesus now resides in the Alexandria Safe-Zone, but eventually was forced back to the Hilltop Colony. While initially mistrusted by Rick Grimes and his group, he eventually gains their respect as a valued comrade. He currently serves as one of Maggie Greene's advisor and right-hand man at Hilltop, alongside Dante.
- Jesus or Jashua was a Jew who is said to have lived in the first century CE. Jesus is also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth though historians question whether there was a city or even a hamlet called Nazareth at the time. One single house aparently was found. Christians believe Jesus was G-d based on material that was written at least forty years after his the time by his supporters. According to Judaism the true Messiah must
- The principal sources of information regarding Jesus' life and teachings are the four canonical gospels, especially the Synoptic Gospels, though some scholars believe texts such as the Gospel of Thomas are also relevant. Critical Biblical scholars and historians believe that the New Testament is useful for reconstructing Jesus' life. He was a Jew who was regarded as a teacher and healer: it is believed that he was baptized by John the Baptist, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman Prefect of Judaea, Pontius Pilate, on the charge of sedition against the Roman Empire.
- *Attention this is nothing but a joke in my spare time nothing is to be taken seriously Jesus isn't that savior you think he is. I know the bible says he's almighty but he's not. As a matter of fact. I think jesus may just be a creppy pedifile. He has touched many children. As he has touched adults. I am not interested in seeing his second cumming ok. He's touched me far enough. He wasn't very wise either. Gambling with jews. Not the best idea i mean really. Jesus wasn't really murdered. The real story is he was gambling with some jews. He was playing a game with dice. He lost.
- Jesus, also known as Jesus of Nazareth or Jesus Christ, was the central figure of Christianity, regarded by most Christian denominations as the son of God, born of a human mother, Mary. He was considered an important prophet in Islam. There was a stained glass window in the Parish Church of St. Clementine in Godric's Hollow which depicted Jesus along with the authors of the four books of the Gospel (Matthew, Mark, Luke and John).
- Sup, brokis! Jesus here with some pretty rad news. I like just got a page on this new Wiki called "This Are Important Stuff." WICKET SWEET!!!!1 But, I'm kinda peeved that I'm getting all this hype for the boring junk I did like walking on water. I was all like =_= and everyone else was like @_@ and I was like ^_______^''' But anyway, I would like to give a shout-out to all my homes in Bethlehem and Jerusalem, yeah, I'm dead, but Heaven ROCKS. They have like a pool of MARSHMALLOW FLUFF. You know, the stuff you make fluffernutters with? Anyone who doesn't know, that peanut butter and marshmallow.
- Jesus is believed to have lived from about 4 B.C.E., to 29/33 C.E. He grew up in the Middle East, around the Galiean district of Israel. He was a preacher of reformation amongst the Jewish poluation, gaining a small, dedicated following. His criticisms of those with power earned him the ire of local leaders. They evenutally had him crucified by the the Roman governor Pontius Pilate. Chistians generally beleive more about Jesus, believeing he ressurected after his death and serves now as their savior. Muslims usually believe he was another prophet of God, rejecting the claim of his ressurection. Two main contemporary sources mention Jesus. Josephus mentions him twice, once when mentioning James, Jesus brothers' death and a second time in what is called the Testimonium Flavianum, which is qu
- Jesus ([ʒesus] en IPA) o Iexua ([jeʃua] en IPA) es la Fio de Dio (Iaue, o YHWH en ivri) en cristianisme. El es la person tre de la Trinia. On crede ce Jesus ia nase entre 18 e 3 aec (o "ante Cristo") en Betlehem, Iudea (aora Israel). Jesus ia fa miracles: el ia cambia acua a vino, ia revive persones mor (Lazaro, la fia de Jairus, la fio de un vidua, e Jesus se mesma), ia nuri 5000 e 4000 poplas, ia pasea sur acua, ia sani sordas, siecas, mudas, etc. Jesus ia fa ance estraes de demones. El ia ave 12 apostoles.
- Yeshua, supposed son of a carpenter (or joiner) named Yosef and a young woman (possibly a virgin) named Maryam, born in Nazareth (or Bethlehem) in Roman Israel, some time between 8 BC/BCE and 6 AD/CE. He began preaching in Palestine aged around thirty. His message was mainly of love, peace, mercy, kindness, charity, forgiveness and compassion, and he is said to have performed several miracles. Accused of defying Mosaic law, he was executed by crucifixion in Jerusalem around 30 AD/CE. Trope Namer for: Also directly inspired the following tropes: And, indirectly:
- The principal sources of information regarding Jesus' life and teachings are the four canonical gospels, especially the Synoptic Gospels, though some scholars argue such texts as the Gospel of Thomas and the Gospel of the Hebrews are also relevant. __TOC__
- Jesus, also known as Jesus of Nazareth, or Jesus Christ, is the central figure of Christianity. Christians believe that he was the Son of God and Messiah prophesied in the Hebrew Old Testament, and that after his execution by Roman officials, he rose from the dead, offering salvation to mankind.
- He tholed beating and amansing before his death by roodfastening at the hands of the Romers and at the bidding of Jewish holy men. After three days, his followers hold, he rose from the dead; more late he rose up into heaven. Four books, known as Gospels (Godspells), were written to tell about his life. Also, the writings by Saint Paul of Tarsus tell about these outcomes.
- Jesus Christ, the Savior, also known as Jebus and affectionally Jeb by Krinkels, is a major character in the Madness Combat series. He serves as the main antagonist against Hank J. Wimbleton in the first five episodes of the series and as the protagonist in Madness Inundation, Incident: 110A, Incident: 111A and for a segment of Incident: 1000A. Jesus has been killed 5 times in the canon (3 times by Hank, once by Tricky, and for the last time during the upstart of the normality restoration). He has killed over 248 people in the series. Krinkels has said that Jesus went "the way of the Sheriff," meaning that he won't return.
- Jesus ist ein total irrer Typ - lässiges Outfit (einteiliges Sackgewand und dazu die legendären Jesus-Latschen) und immer 'n coolen Spruch auf Lager sind seine Markenzeichen. Immer hat er seine Dickmilch mit und teilt sie gern mit allen anderen. Wenn es uns mal langweilig wird, bricht er irgend so eine Diskussion vom Zaun und wenn wir nicht so richtig mitmachen, schiebt er noch 'n Wunder nach. Das ist echt Spitze. Da wir manchmal etwas schwer von Capé sind, erklärt er alles nochmal und hat auch immer ein Gleichnis parat, das es auch die ganz einfältigen Seelen kapieren. einer der Ihn gut kennt
- Jesus (8-2 BC – 29-36 AD), also known as Jesus Christ, Jesus of Nazareth, Jesus the Nazarene or even Jesus Christ of Nazareth, is the Son of God and God himself too in the means of prupose(John 10:30). Christ is a Greek title meaning One who is Anointed, corresponding to the Hebrew term Messiah. Therefore, the title "Jesus Christ" means Jesus the Anointed One.
- Jesus war der beliebteste Schotte. Geboren im Jahre Null als Ewan McJoseph von Joseph McNerd als erste bezeugte Jungmännergeburt, wegen der noch heute alle Schotten Rock tragen, in gewisser Erwartung, dass Jesus bei seiner Wiederkehr erneut spontan in Schottland von einem zufällig ausgewählten Schotten geboren wird. Er verbrachte die ersten Lebensjahre in den schottischen Highlands. Papa emeritus Benedikt XVI. bescheinigte Jesus in seiner Osterpredigt 2015 "...Jesus war ein Highlander...", was von der Ärztekammer zwar als "war ein Heilender (ohne Approbation)", also als Affront verstanden wurde, aufgrunddessen die gesamte kassenärztliche Vereinigung aus der Kirche austrat, aber von einem christlichen Politiker mit schottischem Migrationshintergrund namens McAllister bestätigt wurde. Theolo
- Jesus (Arabic: عیسی) was a Messenger of God and the Masih who was sent to guide the Children of Israel, (banī isrā'īl) with a new scripture, the Injīl or Gospel. The Qur'an (Koran), considered by Muslims to be God's final and authoritative revelation to mankind, mentions Jesus twenty-five times. It states that Jesus was born to Mary as the result of virginal conception, a miraculous event which occurred by the decree of God. To aid in his ministry to the Jewish people, Jesus was given the ability to perform miracles, all by the permission of God rather than of his own power. According to the Qur'an, Jesus was neither killed nor crucified, but rather he was ascended to heaven (jannah). Islamic tradition and commentaries state that he will return to earth near the day of judgment to restore
- Der Sohn vom Chef höchstpersönlich. Gründete eher aus Versehen eine Weltreligion. Sorgte bei der Hochzeit von Kanaa für ein erstklassiges Besäufnis und wurde als Säufer und Viel-Fresser beschimpft. Umgab sich gerne mit zwielichtigem Gesindel und Huren. Wurde von den religiösen und staatlichen Mächten umgebracht, was ihn allerdings nicht aufgehalten hat. Tja. War einer der ersten Hippies der Weltkultur, noch bevor es Hippies überhaupt gab. Hat zwar nicht "Make love, not war!" erfunden, hätte es aber erfinden können. Außerdem: Erfinder der Jesuslatschen! Auch bekannt als Jemus
- Jesus er en jamaikansk pusher som døde av Kennel Hoste. Jesus var blodig avhening av snus og gress.Jesus er kjent som den homosexuelle pedofile mannen med hvit fin kjole og hippie sveis. Alkoholen var jo alles fiende, derfor "elsk din fiende" Derfor ble det mange fulle folk i verden. For å kunne skaffe penger nok til all spriten, var Jesus nødt til å skaffe til veier 30 gullpenger hver eneste dag. Han var Maria Magdalenas hallik, han smuglet også vin og narkotika til Norge. Jesus startet til og med en gartnerkjede. Ikke engang den lukrative smuglingen gav Jesus inntekter nok til å dekke behovet sitt. Derfor begynnte han som på sin karriere som historieforteller og svindler. Med tiden samlet han et følge på 12 personer. Med så mange medhjelpere ble det ikke vanskelig å utføre stunts som for
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