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A mild-mannered oil executive (played by John McCain, reprising his famous character from the Die Hard series) is the special guest of the United States Navy for the launch of the newest nuclear submarine (the USS Professor Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.) in America's unending dominance of the sea. Unbeknownst to the entire crew of 125 young, hot, robust sailors, the nefarious Japanese henchman, Wing Wang Ching Chang (played by Ching Chong Ding Dong), ambushes the submarine underneath the normal-temperatured and unpolluted ocean.

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  • Bears in a Submarine
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  • A mild-mannered oil executive (played by John McCain, reprising his famous character from the Die Hard series) is the special guest of the United States Navy for the launch of the newest nuclear submarine (the USS Professor Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.) in America's unending dominance of the sea. Unbeknownst to the entire crew of 125 young, hot, robust sailors, the nefarious Japanese henchman, Wing Wang Ching Chang (played by Ching Chong Ding Dong), ambushes the submarine underneath the normal-temperatured and unpolluted ocean.
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  • A mild-mannered oil executive (played by John McCain, reprising his famous character from the Die Hard series) is the special guest of the United States Navy for the launch of the newest nuclear submarine (the USS Professor Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.) in America's unending dominance of the sea. Unbeknownst to the entire crew of 125 young, hot, robust sailors, the nefarious Japanese henchman, Wing Wang Ching Chang (played by Ching Chong Ding Dong), ambushes the submarine underneath the normal-temperatured and unpolluted ocean. As the crew races to the edges of the earth in search of Commies to convert to Capitalism, Wing Wang Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang pilots his ship straight into the hapless sub as it tries to surface, causing a great oil slick in the once pristine ocean. As the ever-environmentally conscious crew and their special guest work feverishly to clean the mess and save the waterfowl, Wing Wang sneaks a Pizzly on board the sub. Before everything can be cleaned up, Wing Wang Ramma-Lamma-Damma-Ding-Dong releases a herd of fire-proof crocodiles, forcing the sub to submerge with their deadly cargo aboard! Oh Noes! Will Detective McClain be able to kill the Pizzly, help Ensign Charlene (played by the beautiful and multi-ethnic Soledad O'Brien) give birth, prevent an outbreak of cannibalism and raunchy homosexuality, all before their air runs out?!
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