About: B.O.X.

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Cardboard boxes are industrially-prefabricated boxes used for packaging goods and materials, and are usually associated with homelessness. This is generally, if not always, true for hobos and bums. Secret agents, however, use these boxes with much more purpose and have saved the world countless times while pretending to be a crate of fresh Florida oranges. After some time though, the secret agencies that employed these secret agents for these secret missions in secret places with secret hot chicks who are secretly counter agents who then secretly fall in love with the secret agent and thus secretly help the secret agent with his secret mission, decided the box needed an upgrade...secretly.

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rdfs:label	B.O.X.
rdfs:comment	Cardboard boxes are industrially-prefabricated boxes used for packaging goods and materials, and are usually associated with homelessness. This is generally, if not always, true for hobos and bums. Secret agents, however, use these boxes with much more purpose and have saved the world countless times while pretending to be a crate of fresh Florida oranges. After some time though, the secret agencies that employed these secret agents for these secret missions in secret places with secret hot chicks who are secretly counter agents who then secretly fall in love with the secret agent and thus secretly help the secret agent with his secret mission, decided the box needed an upgrade...secretly.
dcterms:subject	Games
abstract	Cardboard boxes are industrially-prefabricated boxes used for packaging goods and materials, and are usually associated with homelessness. This is generally, if not always, true for hobos and bums. Secret agents, however, use these boxes with much more purpose and have saved the world countless times while pretending to be a crate of fresh Florida oranges. After some time though, the secret agencies that employed these secret agents for these secret missions in secret places with secret hot chicks who are secretly counter agents who then secretly fall in love with the secret agent and thus secretly help the secret agent with his secret mission, decided the box needed an upgrade...secretly. The outcome was the Bio-mechanical Orange-crate of eXtremeness, or B.O.X. for short. The box came with an array of features, including night-vision, a first-aid kit, and a complementary Vogue magazine for those long missions. The box also came with the words THE ORANGE printed clearly on the side, to assure any suspicious guards that yes, there are oranges in this box. This countered the old box, which had faded letters that weren't as legible, and often drew the suspicion of lone guards, who would ask aloud, "What's this?" and then give the box a kick, much to the dismay of the agent crouching inside. The response, however, was less than supportive. Many agents had negative reviews of the B.O.X, claiming that it "took too long to assemble," and couldn't be used in morning missions for fear that "the guards would want some fresh O.J." It wasn't until the arrival of Agent Snake in the late 19-somethings that the popularity of B.O.X. really took off.

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