Clarke and Fraser's troops expected a rag tag bunch of winos and Indians but they got a huge surprise once they got there. Mayor Morgan had enlisted the aid of Rita MacNeil, Ashley MacIsaac, Angus MacAskill, and Mr. T. Local martial artist T.Sturgess was also present on the battlefield as was mayor Morgan. The mainland forces where no match for MacNeil who crushed them, MacIsaac who pissed on them, MacAskill who stepped on them, Sturgess who hacked them with swords and Mr. T who whipped out his black cock and used it as a whip. It was an overwhelming victory for Cape Breton. Although Clarke and Fraser managed to escape only 20 percent of their original brigade remained while over 80 per cent of Morgan's troops survived.
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| - Clarke and Fraser's troops expected a rag tag bunch of winos and Indians but they got a huge surprise once they got there. Mayor Morgan had enlisted the aid of Rita MacNeil, Ashley MacIsaac, Angus MacAskill, and Mr. T. Local martial artist T.Sturgess was also present on the battlefield as was mayor Morgan. The mainland forces where no match for MacNeil who crushed them, MacIsaac who pissed on them, MacAskill who stepped on them, Sturgess who hacked them with swords and Mr. T who whipped out his black cock and used it as a whip. It was an overwhelming victory for Cape Breton. Although Clarke and Fraser managed to escape only 20 percent of their original brigade remained while over 80 per cent of Morgan's troops survived.
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| - Clarke and Fraser's troops expected a rag tag bunch of winos and Indians but they got a huge surprise once they got there. Mayor Morgan had enlisted the aid of Rita MacNeil, Ashley MacIsaac, Angus MacAskill, and Mr. T. Local martial artist T.Sturgess was also present on the battlefield as was mayor Morgan. The mainland forces where no match for MacNeil who crushed them, MacIsaac who pissed on them, MacAskill who stepped on them, Sturgess who hacked them with swords and Mr. T who whipped out his black cock and used it as a whip. It was an overwhelming victory for Cape Breton. Although Clarke and Fraser managed to escape only 20 percent of their original brigade remained while over 80 per cent of Morgan's troops survived.
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