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| - Oil is the most used natural resource. But in 5 minutes, it will run out. This is why recently you may have heard many time wasting, liberal freaks arguing for certain new energy sources to be used. To fuel cars, for example, heat homes, and feed Rosie O'Donnell. Below are but a few of the endless possible possibilities. This alternative energy source has been endorsed by John McCain, Snoop Dogg, and George Bush AND LOL LOL
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| - Oil is the most used natural resource. But in 5 minutes, it will run out. This is why recently you may have heard many time wasting, liberal freaks arguing for certain new energy sources to be used. To fuel cars, for example, heat homes, and feed Rosie O'Donnell. Below are but a few of the endless possible possibilities. Using the principles and laws of Kitten Huffing this new type of energy was discovered, just like every bad Uncyclopedia joke, by Oscar Wilde. First, in the kitten factory, kitten workers huff the souls of man-made kittens and puke them into convenient pens which are used to sign contracts. The soulless kittens are then burned in a cauldron. The Kitten Juice is then fed to people who push cars. It also raises your body temperature to 300 degrees eliminating home heating needs. This alternative energy source has been endorsed by John McCain, Snoop Dogg, and George Bush AND LOL LOL
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