Not to be confused with Vanilla Parker Bowles, the popular ice-cream flavour Not to be confused with Camilla Parker Bulldog, her better-looking sister Her Royal Highness The Dutchess Cum-illa Shand Parker-Bowles Mountbatten-Windsor Overlord of Little Frampton upon Sea, If I Could Walk That Way, The Princess of Wales, lovingly abbreviated to Camilla Park-Your-Balls, C'mere an' Park-yer-Bollocks, The Rottweiler or Cumilla Poke Her Bowels, is the equine consort, official mount and royal steed of Prince Charles. Charles met Camilla in a stable where she was eating a bale of hay. Windsor's own Incitatus provides an opportunity for horrific fascination by royalty fans across the globe. Her name comes from the late Lady Framptom of Damsylvania, who courted the naive hunter Charlie Bowels when he
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| - Not to be confused with Vanilla Parker Bowles, the popular ice-cream flavour Not to be confused with Camilla Parker Bulldog, her better-looking sister Her Royal Highness The Dutchess Cum-illa Shand Parker-Bowles Mountbatten-Windsor Overlord of Little Frampton upon Sea, If I Could Walk That Way, The Princess of Wales, lovingly abbreviated to Camilla Park-Your-Balls, C'mere an' Park-yer-Bollocks, The Rottweiler or Cumilla Poke Her Bowels, is the equine consort, official mount and royal steed of Prince Charles. Charles met Camilla in a stable where she was eating a bale of hay. Windsor's own Incitatus provides an opportunity for horrific fascination by royalty fans across the globe. Her name comes from the late Lady Framptom of Damsylvania, who courted the naive hunter Charlie Bowels when he
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| - Not to be confused with Vanilla Parker Bowles, the popular ice-cream flavour Not to be confused with Camilla Parker Bulldog, her better-looking sister Her Royal Highness The Dutchess Cum-illa Shand Parker-Bowles Mountbatten-Windsor Overlord of Little Frampton upon Sea, If I Could Walk That Way, The Princess of Wales, lovingly abbreviated to Camilla Park-Your-Balls, C'mere an' Park-yer-Bollocks, The Rottweiler or Cumilla Poke Her Bowels, is the equine consort, official mount and royal steed of Prince Charles. Charles met Camilla in a stable where she was eating a bale of hay. Windsor's own Incitatus provides an opportunity for horrific fascination by royalty fans across the globe. Her name comes from the late Lady Framptom of Damsylvania, who courted the naive hunter Charlie Bowels when he assumed the two bite marks on her neck were a curious outbreak of epidermis. Her first name, Camilla, is a reference to the fact that she is actually half camel and half gorilla. The Parker-Knowles are distant relations to her family and along with Armitage-Shanks in their own way have all been major supporters of Royalty. It is alleged that she does move her mouth from time to time, but no audible sound has ever been heard emanating from it, apart from a gentle whinny. She has a freakishly-similar looking son who goes by the name of Dim Parker-Bowles.
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