"Then pretend you didn't see them" "Doesn't sound like something a farmer would say" "Then pretend I didn't say it" Zen Buddhism : Cows are, and are not. Zen Buddhism #2 : What is the sound of one cow mooing? Zen Buddhism #3 "How can I get Two Cows?" "Why do you want Two Cows?" Zen Buddhism 4 : "Does a cow have Buddha-nature?" "Moo." Zen Buddhism #5 : If two cows moo in a pasture, and no one is there to hear them, do they make a sound? Zen Buddhism #6: How can one milk two empty cows? Zen Buddhism #7: You have two cows. You catch one and ride it for a while. Then you get off and walk away, leaving both cows behind. Zen Buddhism (Dylan Moran style) : You have two cows, one is very hungry but the other is very tall. Zen Faggot Pantheism : This moment of being ha
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