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"Then pretend you didn't see them" "Doesn't sound like something a farmer would say" "Then pretend I didn't say it" Zen Buddhism : Cows are, and are not. Zen Buddhism #2 : What is the sound of one cow mooing? Zen Buddhism #3 "How can I get Two Cows?" "Why do you want Two Cows?" Zen Buddhism 4 : "Does a cow have Buddha-nature?" "Moo." Zen Buddhism #5 : If two cows moo in a pasture, and no one is there to hear them, do they make a sound? Zen Buddhism #6: How can one milk two empty cows? Zen Buddhism #7: You have two cows. You catch one and ride it for a while. Then you get off and walk away, leaving both cows behind. Zen Buddhism (Dylan Moran style) : You have two cows, one is very hungry but the other is very tall. Zen Faggot Pantheism : This moment of being ha

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  • "Then pretend you didn't see them" "Doesn't sound like something a farmer would say" "Then pretend I didn't say it" Zen Buddhism : Cows are, and are not. Zen Buddhism #2 : What is the sound of one cow mooing? Zen Buddhism #3 "How can I get Two Cows?" "Why do you want Two Cows?" Zen Buddhism 4 : "Does a cow have Buddha-nature?" "Moo." Zen Buddhism #5 : If two cows moo in a pasture, and no one is there to hear them, do they make a sound? Zen Buddhism #6: How can one milk two empty cows? Zen Buddhism #7: You have two cows. You catch one and ride it for a while. Then you get off and walk away, leaving both cows behind. Zen Buddhism (Dylan Moran style) : You have two cows, one is very hungry but the other is very tall. Zen Faggot Pantheism : This moment of being ha
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  • "Then pretend you didn't see them" "Doesn't sound like something a farmer would say" "Then pretend I didn't say it" Zen Buddhism : Cows are, and are not. Zen Buddhism #2 : What is the sound of one cow mooing? Zen Buddhism #3 "How can I get Two Cows?" "Why do you want Two Cows?" Zen Buddhism 4 : "Does a cow have Buddha-nature?" "Moo." Zen Buddhism #5 : If two cows moo in a pasture, and no one is there to hear them, do they make a sound? Zen Buddhism #6: How can one milk two empty cows? Zen Buddhism #7: You have two cows. You catch one and ride it for a while. Then you get off and walk away, leaving both cows behind. Zen Buddhism (Dylan Moran style) : You have two cows, one is very hungry but the other is very tall. Zen Faggot Pantheism : This moment of being has two cows because you're god, and he's god, and she's god, and I'm god, and the cows are god, too. If you want to get laid, touch yourself at 10:30. The meaning of all this is whatever we want to make it. Or not. Zoroastrianism : You have two cows half of the time.
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