About: Darth Ewok

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Darth Ewok Lived Before the Creation of Tatooine. Before he became Sith, he found a time machine and transported himself into the future where he met Darth Jawa. He then tasted Jawa Juice and loved it, but he was then pulled back to the 'present' time (where he started) with only one bottle of Jawa juice left. After opening the bottle to taste it, Light escaped from the bottle and natural daylight now flooded the planet. He put the bottle in his hut and went hunting for something to eat with his last taste of this godly drink.

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rdfs:label	Darth Ewok
rdfs:comment	Darth Ewok Lived Before the Creation of Tatooine. Before he became Sith, he found a time machine and transported himself into the future where he met Darth Jawa. He then tasted Jawa Juice and loved it, but he was then pulled back to the 'present' time (where he started) with only one bottle of Jawa juice left. After opening the bottle to taste it, Light escaped from the bottle and natural daylight now flooded the planet. He put the bottle in his hut and went hunting for something to eat with his last taste of this godly drink.
dcterms:subject	Males Sith Teddy bears People that got rich by sticking their minions into a grinder and selling their juicy remains
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abstract	Darth Ewok Lived Before the Creation of Tatooine. Before he became Sith, he found a time machine and transported himself into the future where he met Darth Jawa. He then tasted Jawa Juice and loved it, but he was then pulled back to the 'present' time (where he started) with only one bottle of Jawa juice left. After opening the bottle to taste it, Light escaped from the bottle and natural daylight now flooded the planet. He put the bottle in his hut and went hunting for something to eat with his last taste of this godly drink. Meanwhile a young, curious Ewok, great great great great great great great great great great great (x40 Million) grandfather of Wicket W. Warrick, named Wakit W. Warrick, accidentally tipped the bottle over. When the soon to be Darth Ewok returned he found that in his rage he had choked the young Ewok to near death by only imagining it. He read about a culture of evil called Sith and became one of them. From that day on he wore a golden suit of armor and was named Darth Ewok; that is why the Ewoks mistook C-3PO as a god. He soon became leader of a tribe of Ewoks which were wiped out due to his new favorite juice - Ewok juice. He died when the son of Wakit W. Warrick tripped when carrying fresh Ewok juice to his master and fell into Darth Ewok causing him to fall off the edge of his tree platform.

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