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The author, Evelyn, was born from her mother Snuffles in a litter of six puppies in the living room of the Perkins household. Perkins, an old maid of fifty-five at the time, was delighted to finally be having puppies, and was stricken when all six of them were likewise stricken by a truck a mere two days later. Five of them were killed instantaneously, but Evelyn managed to barely stay alive at impact and survived the ensuing two hour trip mashed on the truck's front grille.

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  • The author, Evelyn, was born from her mother Snuffles in a litter of six puppies in the living room of the Perkins household. Perkins, an old maid of fifty-five at the time, was delighted to finally be having puppies, and was stricken when all six of them were likewise stricken by a truck a mere two days later. Five of them were killed instantaneously, but Evelyn managed to barely stay alive at impact and survived the ensuing two hour trip mashed on the truck's front grille.
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  • The author, Evelyn, was born from her mother Snuffles in a litter of six puppies in the living room of the Perkins household. Perkins, an old maid of fifty-five at the time, was delighted to finally be having puppies, and was stricken when all six of them were likewise stricken by a truck a mere two days later. Five of them were killed instantaneously, but Evelyn managed to barely stay alive at impact and survived the ensuing two hour trip mashed on the truck's front grille. When the truck eventually stopped, the dog was rushed to the veterinarian, where she had to undergo serious modification to stay alive. As a result of these modifications, her senses and brain power were heightened to the point that she was stronger than the average paraplegic weightlifter, smarter than the average bear, and able to self-tune. That is, to say, she became a piano.
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