:Stan: Does Terry know? Oh, poor straight Terry!
:Greg: Terry's gay, too. He's my boyfriend.
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:Roger: What is it and how can I replace my blood with it?
:Stan: It's a cuervo cosmotinian. Are you crying?
:Roger: Tears of joy, Stan. Tears of joy.
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:Stan: I am a pilgrim in an unholy land!!
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:Protestors: 2,4,6,8, Gays are bad, God is straight!
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:Terry: Don't tell me you voted for he-who-shall-not-be-named!!!
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