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| - CJ: Hey, Mordo! You comin'? The back of this bike is not going to ride itself! Mordecai: Comin'! (Mordecai runs out of his room) (We cut into a montage of Mordecai and CJ doing different activities. Mordecai and CJ are first seen riding the tandem bike. Second, they're seen rollerskating. CJ makes Mordecai look away so she can get ahead of her. Third, they go to the Community College to paint pictures. They both draw each other very poorly, and they laugh it off. Fourth, they go to a restaurant called Nesbit's Burgers & Bits. They both order a burger with many different condiments; including a slice of pizza, a couple scoops of ice cream, and several gummy worms. Mordecai and CJ both take a bite on the count of three. They immediately spit it out because of the horrible taste , and they laugh it off. Lastly, they're seen doing donuts in the golf cart. Mordecai and CJ are seen walking on a dirt path in the park.) Mordecai: This day was awesome! CJ: Yeah. I had a good time. Mordecai: Do you want to come and watch X-Treme Barista with me and Rigby? CJ: I can't. I gotta go to work. But I'll be able to watch it there. Hey, text me, and it will be like we're watching it at the same time. Mordecai: Heh. Phones are awesome. CJ: Yeah, they are! Alright, I gotta go. Gimme a hug, you loser. Mordecai: Later. CJ: See ya. (Clock transition to the house) Announcer: (on TV) Today, on X-Treme Barista, K-K-K-Kid Crunchy Z! Kid Crunchy Z: Yo, yo, yo! I ain't come to here to make friends, I came here to make blends, dawg! So Yuji better watch what's up! Yuji: (considering his name, he has an Asian accent, and he does) Yo, you see that? Well these three golden barista awards prove that Yuji is number one! So whats he gotta say to that?! (We now see Mordecai and Rigby sitting in the living room) Rigby: (excitedly) Man, Yuji is gonna French press this guy! Mordecai: Pfft! (Modecai is on his phone texting to CJ. He writes "Are you watching xtreme barista? hilarious!" While doing so, he says exactly what he's writing. Mordecai pushes "SEND", and the message is sent. CJ responds by saying "Haha yes! So bad it's good!") Haha. "So bad, it's good." She's so funny. Announcer: (on TV) One minute begins now. He's adding an energy drink! Mordecai: Haha. Rigby: (frustrated) Ugh! All you do is text CJ. Just tell her you like her and quit Pulling a Mordecai. Mordecai: What?! That's not a thing! Rigby: (grunting wimpishly, while shaking his arms) "I'm Mordecai, I never make a move, (looking at his hands) And I don't know what to do with my hands". You've been doing this for years. Mordecai: I'm not like that with CJ! Rigby: So how come you aren't dating yet? Mordecai: 'Cause we're just friends. Not every girl I hang out with has to be a potential girlfriend. Rigby: Shut your excuse hole! Yuji's on. Yuji: Ain't nobody can make a swan-esspresso like Yuji can! (goes to an athlete) Care for a sip? (athlete leans in, but Yuji swipes away) You don't drink from the cup! You drink from the sky! (throws coffee in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots it) Still warm. Rigby: Wow! Mordecai: Hahaha. (looks at his phone and reads) "Cappuccino he di-dnt!" (types) "I like Yuji". Announcer: Uh-oh! Yuji: Is this some kind of Yuji psyche?! (releases himself and goes to the camera) Yuji will return, yo! Buy my book, suckers! (cops beat him down) Mordecai: Hahahahaha. (In slow motion, Rigby cries "Yuji!" and Mordecai continues laughing as he sends the auto-corrected message. He looks down and sees it) Whaaa?! No, no, no! Cancel, cancel, cancel! (The message is sent. Mordecai groans) Rigby: Ugh, what now? My favourite barista probably has rabies and you're—Woah. What happened? Mordecai: I texted CJ "I like yuji", but it auto-corrected to "I like you hi". (Mordecai and Rigby look in shock as CJ types.) "I like you too. Hi." Wait, what? Aw, no. What am I gonna do? Rigby: Destroy the phone with acid. That makes the texts go away. Mordecai: What? That's not gonna work. I'm gonna have to ask some real people. (We see him in his and Rigby's room) So that's what happened. How do I tell CJ that I don't "like" like her, I just like her, you know? Skips: So you pulled a Mordecai, huh? Mordecai: What the—Come on! How long have you been calling it that? Muscle Man: How long have you been Mordecai? Rigby: Owww! Mordecai: Ugh! Come on, what should I do? Skips: Tell her the truth. Mordecai: Hmmm, hmmm. Thomas? Thomas: Well, my second girlfriend liked dancing, but my fourth girlfriend was more into the DJ scene. So, uh, try, try that. Mordecai: Okay, not really sure why you're on this panel. Muscle Man? Muscle Man: One word, bro: Cellphone thief. Mordecai: Huh? (Muscle Man takes his phone) Hey! CJ: Hey, Mordecool. Muscle Man: (in deeper voice) This isn't Mordecai. This is a common criminal. I've been stealing phones and texting people "I like you hi" all day. CJ: I know it's you, Muscle Man. What are you doing with Mordecai's phone? Muscle Man: Uhh...(makes police siren noises) Cops are coming, gotta go! (hangs up and gives back Mordecai's phone) Sorry, bro. That always works on Starla. Mordecai: Ok, any more advice? Hi Five Ghost: Well, you'd have to wait 4 years, but- Mordecai: Ok, anything I can actually do? (everyone except Rigby groans and walk out) That was a dead end. Rigby: Ugh! Just talk to her already so we don't have to do this all day! I have my own life, you know. I got this book-signing thing I wanna go to. Announcer: Yuji will be at Books, Zines and In-Betweenz signing his new book, "P.S I Love Yuji" today! Rigby: See? Mordecai: That's it! Yuji. I'll get a picture of me and Yuji and I'll send it to CJ and write "I like you hi". Then I'll send "Oops, I like Yuji. Dumb autocorrect". Then she'll know my first text was a mistake and her feelings won't get hurt. We'll be able to keep being friends and my life won't be ruined. Rigby: Whoo, that's bad. That's like one of my plans. (they both walk out) You're lucky I'm going there anyway. Just don't make look bad in front of Yuji. Yuji: And that was the day....i lost my innocence. (wipes tear and puts on glasses) At making coffee! Not at making out with girls! I did that waaay earlier...(wide view) to the extreme! (light and smoke appear. Rigby claps. They walk up to him) Sup, Yuji fans. Rigby: (puts his book on the table) It's an honour to meet you, sir. (Yuji signs the book) Mordecai: Yeah, uh, huge fan. Yuji: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. No problem. Mordecai: Actually, I need a favor. You see, Yuji, I sent a text about you to this girl- Yuji: And my name auto-corrected to "you hi"? Mordecai: Uh, yeah. How did you know? Yuji: (stands up) It's the only reason I'm not famous! If people could viral market by texting about me, I wouldn't be signing books! I would be signing diamonds! Mordecai: Um, yeah. Yuji: "Um, yeah" is right, bro! I went to this tattoo shop and check out what happened. (reveals a tattoo on his back that says "You Hi") Mordecai: Hmm. So can I get a picture with you to show what I was texting about? Yuji: Let me check my planner. (we see a reminder under Tuesday 15 that says "Buy more planners?") I think I can pencil you in. Mordecai: Awesome! Where do you want to take the picture? Yuji: Ohhh, we can take it anywhere extreme! Mordecai: Um....How about the roof? Yuji: Can I base-jump off it afterwards? Rigby: (setting the phone) Ok. Ready? Yuji: (blocking his head) Ugh, the glare from the sun is too extreme. Mordecai: I thought you liked thing extreme. Yuji: Not when it comes to white balance, bro! We gotta wait for that cloud to float over and block that sun. Rigby: Hey, you got a text from CJ. It says "I get off work in half an hour - text me then." Mordecai: Ugh! We're running out of time. Yuji: Ok, so picture won't work. Let me text this X-treme-Anita. (takes phone) Mordecai: Uhh... Yuji: "Sup, this is Yuji, blowin' up your call brick!" Sendo! (the "Yuji" is revealed to have corrected to "you hi") Ex-sqeeze me? (types) Re-sendo! (message has the same result) Urrgh! What the extreme?! Stupid phone! I can't even send my own name! Ooooh, I hate myself! (drops phone) I'm such a loser. (kneels) I never should have changed my name from Eugene Mendalman. Mordecai: (picks up his phone) Let me try. (starts texting) I can still fix this. (show that he sent "That was the real You hi!") Ugh, come on! (texts again) Send! (same message) Aaaaaaah! Rigby: Dude, chill! Mordecai: (texting) Maybe if I type "you hi", it'll auto-correct to "yuji" (multi-sends "you hi" to CJ) Send! Send! (phone in violation) Whaaaa- Yuji: I guess warping into a phone is kind of extreme. Mordecai: Whaa...? What's going on? What are we doing here? Tin Cans with String: Daddy's girl? Rigby: What? Still? She's not coming back, dude. She's gone. Mordecai: Look, I know, alright? I know! It's just....I mean, I don't still have feelings for her, but I do in a way. It's like this thing that's inside of me, and it's always just sort of sitting there, waiting around. Sometimes I'll see something, or I'll smell something, and it makes me think of her even though I don't want to. I really like CJ, she's amazing. But, is it fair for me to go out with her if I still think about Margaret sometimes? Rigby: Dude, CJ's way cooler than Margaret. Tin Cans with String: This is a normal part of life. Answering Machine: Where one phonecall ends, another begins. Even if you don't leave a message after the beep. Mordecai: So, what should I do? Tin Cans with String: That's for you to decide. Answering Machine: Uhhhh, also, if you have a music blog or something, we could really use some positive reviews. Mordecai: Uhhh.... Rigby: Yeah, we'll look into it. Answering Machine: This is it, guys. This is gonna be our big break! Rigby: Are you sure about this? Mordecai: (with a straight face) I'm tired of "pulling a Mordecai". Rigby: Nice. Mordecai: Yeah! Rigby: Awesome! Mordecai: Wait. What does a winky face me- (CJ texts again) "That means yes. Don't misinterpret it." Haha! Alright. (texts) "See you soon". (sends text) Rigby: I'm proud of you, man. Yuji: (hangliding from a roof) X-treme Yu-Jump! Whoo-hooooooo!
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