About: Canada (wine)

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Canada is a variety of white wine. With a fragrant bouquet and a dry, mushy flavour, Canada is commonly purchased as a gift wine. It is attested to by some that the distinctive flavour of Canada is due to its high urea content, however the particular relationship is as yet unconfirmed. With the recent advent of olfactory automation, Canada has been genetically modified to appeal to the machine nose. While incredibly repulsive to the human sense, Canada is now one of the most pleasant indulgences of the mechanical set.

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rdfs:label	Canada (wine)
rdfs:comment	Canada is a variety of white wine. With a fragrant bouquet and a dry, mushy flavour, Canada is commonly purchased as a gift wine. It is attested to by some that the distinctive flavour of Canada is due to its high urea content, however the particular relationship is as yet unconfirmed. With the recent advent of olfactory automation, Canada has been genetically modified to appeal to the machine nose. While incredibly repulsive to the human sense, Canada is now one of the most pleasant indulgences of the mechanical set.
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abstract	Canada is a variety of white wine. With a fragrant bouquet and a dry, mushy flavour, Canada is commonly purchased as a gift wine. It is attested to by some that the distinctive flavour of Canada is due to its high urea content, however the particular relationship is as yet unconfirmed. With the recent advent of olfactory automation, Canada has been genetically modified to appeal to the machine nose. While incredibly repulsive to the human sense, Canada is now one of the most pleasant indulgences of the mechanical set. Canada is sometimes confused with the all consuming horde of parasitic insects of the same name (see Canada (Nation)). Efforts were underway to change the name of the state to something more fitting and unique, such as HappyLand, but the residents of Happy-land, South America debated their way to the UN to file a lawsuit against Canada copying their name. This change has created so many flame wars amongst Canadians that it is feared that the polar bears and dogsleds will soon need to relocate. Unfortunately, many Canadians are completely blind to the obvious fact that Toronto, as the most dilapidated part of the country (and the only part of the country that hasn't been overrun by the terrible menace of said parasitic insects), is soon to be destroyed by Queen arachnia, the spider witch. Toronto is apparently the capital of Canada, except that Toronto is where the people of Canada go to try to pretend they are American. The real capital of Canada is a hidden city, and its location is known only by God.

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