Xeroxing your ass is a livly hood passed from the Middle Ages, when John of Xerox had a painting of his ass taken. Soon it spread all the way to Abo-land, where rock paintings of asses were taken. Soon some genius figured that he could make copies of his ass in seconds, and he told everyone all the way to the Patent Office, where he called his machine the Ass Reproducer. After his death, the horrified children of this vagabond, changed the name to Xerox. __TOC__
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| - Xeroxing your ass is a livly hood passed from the Middle Ages, when John of Xerox had a painting of his ass taken. Soon it spread all the way to Abo-land, where rock paintings of asses were taken. Soon some genius figured that he could make copies of his ass in seconds, and he told everyone all the way to the Patent Office, where he called his machine the Ass Reproducer. After his death, the horrified children of this vagabond, changed the name to Xerox. __TOC__
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| - Xeroxing your ass is a livly hood passed from the Middle Ages, when John of Xerox had a painting of his ass taken. Soon it spread all the way to Abo-land, where rock paintings of asses were taken. Soon some genius figured that he could make copies of his ass in seconds, and he told everyone all the way to the Patent Office, where he called his machine the Ass Reproducer. After his death, the horrified children of this vagabond, changed the name to Xerox. __TOC__
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