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| - Mailman: (Rings the doorbell several times while holding a box) got another package for ya! Anthony: Awesome! (Opens box to reveal a stuffed cat inside) it's perfect! Mailman: that's like the 10th one this week! What's it for? Anthony: let me show you! (Cuts to Ian's room, filled with cats) Anthony: This is my kitten room. (Everything kittens in the room) Mailman: Oooh. Anthony: Yeah, see ever since I beat Ian in Food Battle 2011, I thought, "Hey, why not do something awesome with his room? Mailman: I heard you didn't actually beat him, cause it was never officially announced. (Flashback ends)
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| - Mailman: (Rings the doorbell several times while holding a box) got another package for ya! Anthony: Awesome! (Opens box to reveal a stuffed cat inside) it's perfect! Mailman: that's like the 10th one this week! What's it for? Anthony: let me show you! (Cuts to Ian's room, filled with cats) Anthony: This is my kitten room. (Everything kittens in the room) Mailman: Oooh. Anthony: Yeah, see ever since I beat Ian in Food Battle 2011, I thought, "Hey, why not do something awesome with his room? Mailman: I heard you didn't actually beat him, cause it was never officially announced. (11 months, one week, and one day earlier) Anthony: Oh god no...J-just to say I've won Food Battle! Announcer: A-Anthony, you just won...(groans before dying) Anthony: No...(looks at Ian)...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Flashback ends) Anthony: (now with a new shirt) I won fair and square! I don't need some stupid guy with the microphone to tell me if I won or not! Mailman: Well, whatever man. so, why kittens? Why not elephants or... Ian: (pops up out of nowhere as a a zombie, supposedly killing the mailman in the process) I'm Back! Anthony: Great. Ian: Hey, Hey aren't you happy I'm back? Anthony: Nope. Ian: Well, don't you at least want to know how I escaped the Underworld? Anthony: Double nope. Ian: I had to fight the toughest fight of my life to get out of there. (scene cuts to Hell, with Ian playing Twister) Ian: I'm having a so much fun, Grim Reaper! (Spins) Right hand red! Grim Reaper: (tries to reach, but fails) Whatever man! You win! JUST LEAVE! (scene cuts back to hallway) Ian: So, now that I'm back I think it's time for Food Battle 2012, you have two seconds to choose your food. Anthony: What?! I'd would way more time than that! Ian: Okay, you have two minutes to choose your food! Anthony: can i get like two months? Ian: Okay, fine! Two months! I need to get a little reconstructive surgery anyway. No girls wants a guy that looks like a zombie, stupid right? Anthony: Totally. Ian: and, I should probably do something about my stench. Anthony: no dude! you small like that way before you died. Ian: Oh... Narrator: Food Battle 2012 is almost here! And Anthony needs Your help to pick his food-- Anthony: No I Don't! I can just choose it my-- Narrator: You can choose from these following Badass foods-- Anthony: But wait! I-I could just... Ian: shhh! Let the play man do his thing! Anthony: Fine. Go ahead!
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