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Time travel is difficult. Very difficult. The easiest way in which to achieve it is to purchase a time machine. However, these days, time machines are surprisingly rare. Those that they try to sell you in Dixons are not time machines, but in fact microwaves with antennae. To attempt to time travel with one of these is to nuke one’s balls. Not nice. Here is the best way (known as the Erasmian Method) in order to gain possession of a time machine: 1. Place a sum of money in a high interest saving account. 2. Get old. 6. Hey presto, you have a time machine.

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  • Time travel is difficult. Very difficult. The easiest way in which to achieve it is to purchase a time machine. However, these days, time machines are surprisingly rare. Those that they try to sell you in Dixons are not time machines, but in fact microwaves with antennae. To attempt to time travel with one of these is to nuke one’s balls. Not nice. Here is the best way (known as the Erasmian Method) in order to gain possession of a time machine: 1. Place a sum of money in a high interest saving account. 2. Get old. 6. Hey presto, you have a time machine.
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  • Time travel is difficult. Very difficult. The easiest way in which to achieve it is to purchase a time machine. However, these days, time machines are surprisingly rare. Those that they try to sell you in Dixons are not time machines, but in fact microwaves with antennae. To attempt to time travel with one of these is to nuke one’s balls. Not nice. Here is the best way (known as the Erasmian Method) in order to gain possession of a time machine: 1. Place a sum of money in a high interest saving account. 2. Get old. 3. Withdraw the money (you should have amassed at least 20 godzillion pounds by now). 4. Time machines will now be much more popular (this being the future and all). Buy one. 5. Travel back in time to 2006 (i.e. now) and give the time machine to your good self. 6. Hey presto, you have a time machine. IF your future self travels back and gives YOU a time machine, DO NOT follow the steps above. Simply accept the time machine graciously, and then kill your future self before s/he can make any trouble.
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