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- A Colbert Report Special Report: American Pop Culture: It's Crumbelievable! Damian Kulash from the band OK Go comes on to discuss how and why his band circumvented the "corporate machine." Stephen shows a typical family and how cable television has destroyed their lives. As Stephen is lost in thought, Jimmy surprises him, "Oh hi, I didn't see you there" Stephen says.
- Stephen shows the liquids that he always takes on airplanes, and suggests ways to cope with the new airline security regulations. Better Know A District: California's 6th District and an interview with Rep. Lynn Woolsey.
- Stephen suggests the new name for the Saginaw Spirit hockey team's mascot - "Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle". Stephen also proposed the naming of a Hungarian bridge after him. In the "All You Need to Know" segment, he looked into the Mexican election counting crisis, and "all you need to know" is that the President will be George W. Bush. He called the interview with David Gergen, a moderate Republican, an interview with the Chupacabra.
- Stephen projects the Connecticut primary result by projecting that Joe Lieberman will not appear on his show. Stephen gives interior decorating advice for the White House press room. First episode of the animated series Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: The New Tek Jansen Adventures.
- Stephen places Joe Lieberman's leather chair in the audience, saying he will always have a seat on the show. Stephen runs a campaign ad for Representative Tom DeLay. "Tip of the hat, wag of the finger": wag of the finger to the Middle East crisis for shortening President Bush's vacation; wag of the finger to Ford for recalling vehicles; tip of the hat to J.K. Rowling for possibly killing Harry Potter in the last book ; wag of the finger to breasts for infiltrating the media during World Brestfeeding Week; tip of the hat to Hungarians for voting to name a new bridge the Chuck Norris Bridge, also suggesting it should rather be named Stephen Colbert bridge. Guest Robbins projects about being a douchebag.
- There is no Wørd for the second time in five episodes . Stephen laments the cease-fire between Israel and Lebanon, because "we are no longer on the road to World War III." Jon Stewart is added to the new "called out" board until Stewart's on notice card is ready - Stewart then shows up in the studio and he and Stephen discuss Jon's "feud" with Geraldo Rivera. After Jon apologizes to Geraldo, he is taken off the "called out" board. Stephen's Sound Advice: Protecting Your Online Identity.
- During the interview segment with Linda Hirshman, Colbert claimed that latchkey kids all grew up to be crazy, implying that he read it on Wikip*dia. Hirshman then said that if Wikip*dia didn't state such a thing before, it most likely soon would.
- The third installment of "Stephen Colbert's Balls For Kidz" teaches kids about carnivals.
- Stephen shows internets clips of him using a lightsaber that have had monsters and other things edited in by fans. Stephen then introduces the "Green Screen Challenge" - a contest for who can make the best video. Stephen reveals that he has an intern test everything he puts in his mouth. "Threat Down": Jimmy Carter, grass, orphans, food, and threats.
- Colbert Report Special Report: "War: What It's Good For". Russ Lieber come on again to whine about something. First installment of Meet an Ally: Palau. This is the first episode that has neither a Wørd nor an introductory phrase.
- Joe Lieberman did not "show up" for his interview, so Stephen takes calls from viewers instead. One caller complained about the "Wikiality" episode, stating he could not edit elephant because it was protected.
- Stephen showed a clip of Cuban president Fidel Castro and Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez together on Castro's 80th birthday . He quoted George W. Bush's intent that the US will go and help the Cuban people in a post Castro era, and cried, 'We are coming for you Elian!' Stephen's vote increased and he is officially past Chuck Norris in the internets voting to name a Hungarian Bridge after him. Dr. Colbert discussed East Germany's Olympic swimming team, the Wonder Girls, as you would wonder if they were girls.
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- "I've got the truth on my side, it's one of the advantages of getting to pick first. This is The Colbert Report!"
- "[quietly] If you can hear this you're too close to your television. {yelling} This is The Colbert Report!"
- "The following program is rated 'T' for... This is The Colbert Report."
- "Take the Colbert challenge, America! Sing the National Anthem to the tune of my theme song! This is The Colbert Report!"
- "Time to take a half-hour break from rockin' in the free world. This is The Colbert Report!"
- "The Colbert Report's terror level has been elevated to brown - someone spilled coffee on the chart. This is The Colbert Report!"
- "We're reaching America's youth, nation! Check it out!"
- "Could being a Nielsen family kill you? Watch the entire show to find out. This is The Colbert Report!"
- "America, I'm throwing my arms in the air and waving them like I just don't care. I'm sorry, I just can't do it - I do care! This is The Colbert Report!"
- "Hey Mom, check it out! I'm on TV! This is The Colbert Report."
- "I still can't get enough of this - This is The Colbert Report!"
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