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The Hell Outta Here is quite possibly the most powerful extreme-range superweapon known to man. Because of its ability to be transported and fired by one person, it is also the strongest mobile artillery piece in the world. It has ground-to-air, air-to-ground, air-to-air, ground-to-ground, planet-to-planet, and orbital target settings. It can fire bullets, shells (explosive and non), missiles, torpedoes, bombs, and even lasers, depending on the type of shot required. Its fire is devastating against all forms of matter, from the lowly fire hydrant to final bosses to small, random, annoying monsters.

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rdfs:comment	The Hell Outta Here is quite possibly the most powerful extreme-range superweapon known to man. Because of its ability to be transported and fired by one person, it is also the strongest mobile artillery piece in the world. It has ground-to-air, air-to-ground, air-to-air, ground-to-ground, planet-to-planet, and orbital target settings. It can fire bullets, shells (explosive and non), missiles, torpedoes, bombs, and even lasers, depending on the type of shot required. Its fire is devastating against all forms of matter, from the lowly fire hydrant to final bosses to small, random, annoying monsters.
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abstract	The Hell Outta Here is quite possibly the most powerful extreme-range superweapon known to man. Because of its ability to be transported and fired by one person, it is also the strongest mobile artillery piece in the world. It has ground-to-air, air-to-ground, air-to-air, ground-to-ground, planet-to-planet, and orbital target settings. It can fire bullets, shells (explosive and non), missiles, torpedoes, bombs, and even lasers, depending on the type of shot required. Its fire is devastating against all forms of matter, from the lowly fire hydrant to final bosses to small, random, annoying monsters. Despite its obvious uses, The Hell Outta Here has its share of shortcomings. It is difficult to maintain/clean due to its vast size. Specially trained teams of technicians must periodically maintain the gun, using the ultra-strong Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ices as a cleansing/lubricating agent. The Hell Outta Here also only fires one shot before disappearing; generally, however, one shot is more than enough. The Hell Outta Here will appear before its user under any one of the following conditions: * When they are ordered to "get the hell outta here" in an argument, bar fight, flamewar, courtroom, or strip club by someone else; * When they order themselves to "get the hell outta here"; however, this usually backfires, as the wielder then must shoot him- or herself; * When the plot calls for it.

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