(Clyde turns on news) Reporter: Flame is planning a surprise attack on Scotland, with Hark. Clyde: Fire Master's not going to get there in time. Reporter: Fire Master is reportedly going to join them. Banana Jr.: Traitor! Clyde: I'll turn on Sky Sports News. McBoo: Don't tell me it's a rubbish Scottish Sports TV Channel I've never heard of. Clyde: No, UK and Ireland Jeff Sterling: Breaking News, regarding England v Scotland fans. England and Scotland will be playing at Wembley, next year. This comes after England launch attack on Scotland. Clyde: What should we do? Banana Jr.: Tell "Richy" and "Soap" to lead the Army without us. Clyde: Can't trust anyone on TV - might not be ture. (Clyde and Banana Jr. rings "Soap" and "Richy" on Conference call) "Soap": Hi Clyde - have you heard Sky, not
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| - (Clyde turns on news) Reporter: Flame is planning a surprise attack on Scotland, with Hark. Clyde: Fire Master's not going to get there in time. Reporter: Fire Master is reportedly going to join them. Banana Jr.: Traitor! Clyde: I'll turn on Sky Sports News. McBoo: Don't tell me it's a rubbish Scottish Sports TV Channel I've never heard of. Clyde: No, UK and Ireland Jeff Sterling: Breaking News, regarding England v Scotland fans. England and Scotland will be playing at Wembley, next year. This comes after England launch attack on Scotland. Clyde: What should we do? Banana Jr.: Tell "Richy" and "Soap" to lead the Army without us. Clyde: Can't trust anyone on TV - might not be ture. (Clyde and Banana Jr. rings "Soap" and "Richy" on Conference call) "Soap": Hi Clyde - have you heard Sky, not
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| - (Clyde turns on news) Reporter: Flame is planning a surprise attack on Scotland, with Hark. Clyde: Fire Master's not going to get there in time. Reporter: Fire Master is reportedly going to join them. Banana Jr.: Traitor! Clyde: I'll turn on Sky Sports News. McBoo: Don't tell me it's a rubbish Scottish Sports TV Channel I've never heard of. Clyde: No, UK and Ireland Jeff Sterling: Breaking News, regarding England v Scotland fans. England and Scotland will be playing at Wembley, next year. This comes after England launch attack on Scotland. Clyde: What should we do? Banana Jr.: Tell "Richy" and "Soap" to lead the Army without us. Clyde: Can't trust anyone on TV - might not be ture. (Clyde and Banana Jr. rings "Soap" and "Richy" on Conference call) "Soap": Hi Clyde - have you heard Sky, not ture though. Clyde: Good! There only fae England anyway. Banana Jr.: Yeah! Also is the friendly happening? (Clyde cuts out to ring SFA) "Richy": Who knows... McBoo: Who's this? "Soap": High Ranked Tartan Army Members. (Back with Clyde) Clyde: Hi, is the England v Scotland game real? SFA Services: Sorry, but no. Clyde: OK... (5 minutes later) ML: Where is everyone? Lockie: Who cares? Nightwolf: Who the f*ck cares about what? ML: Nothing. CHALLENGE! Highest jump of the building wins. Clyde: Easy, Easy! Banana Jr.: Easy - we're Scottish. ML: And... Clyde: We do this stuff all the time! 6 feet to jump. Peice of Cake! ML: Only Clyde. Clyde: Can I go anyway? ML: No. (Clyde jumps awayway) ML: What the F*ck? (Clyde lands on both feet and walks back towards the building) Clyde: See... YE: Wow. Bloop: Teach me. Clyde: I'm not a teacher - ask "Soap" tae teach you after the end of this hell. Bloop: OK. McBoo: You're not dead? Clyde: No. Pesh: Well why'd you do that? Clyde: I donno. Pashie: You're stupider than Flame. Pesh: Easy. To be continued in Fandemonium/Eps.27
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