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| - Ginourm: I can't believe Clyde is working with that horrible Marine. Hark: Well, this is an alternate universe- this Marine is evil, so the Marine in the main universe must be a great person. Ginourm: What does that have to do with anything? Let's beat up this Marine! Hark: Just thinking out loud... Ginourm: Ah, there's Vulcan and 3.14. Hark: 3.14! VULCAN! Vulcan: What? Hark: Marine just killed Steel, and Clyde nearly killed Flame. Ginourm: Yeah. 3.14: That's impossible! Ginourm: No, no, it isn't. It happened. I saw Steel's body. Steel: ...where am I... Ginourm: Steel?! You're alive! Steel: I don't...
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| - Ginourm: I can't believe Clyde is working with that horrible Marine. Hark: Well, this is an alternate universe- this Marine is evil, so the Marine in the main universe must be a great person. Ginourm: What does that have to do with anything? Let's beat up this Marine! Hark: Just thinking out loud... Ginourm: Ah, there's Vulcan and 3.14. Hark: 3.14! VULCAN! Vulcan: What? Hark: Marine just killed Steel, and Clyde nearly killed Flame. Ginourm: Yeah. 3.14: That's impossible! Ginourm: No, no, it isn't. It happened. I saw Steel's body. Steel: ...where am I... Ginourm: Steel?! You're alive! Steel: I... Steel? What? Vulcan: Don't fall for it! That isn't Steel. Steel: I don't... Vulcan: If it is Steel, then it's his dead body, being controlled by something. Ginourm: What? Vulcan: The question is why your heart isn't beating, Steel. Ginourm: How can you tell if his heart is beating or not? Vulcan: First of all, birds of prey already have uncanny hearing abilities. Second, my body is mechanically modified, giving me even more enhanced hearing. All your hearts are beating, except Steel. He should be dead. He is dead. Steel: Dead. Dead. Dead. I'm not dead. They killed me over and over again, but I'm not dead. Ginourm: ...? Steel: First they blew up my robot. Then they stabbed me on a piece of wreckage. 3.14: He's describing what happened to Sunnyscythe. It was all over the news. Steel: Why is everyone trying to hurt me? 3.14: No one's trying to hurt you. We're not... Steel: I escaped. I got away. And there was this body floating in the water. Its soul was leaving it. I could see it starting to fade. Vulcan: Wait a second... are you saying that you're Sunnyscythe, possessing Steel's body? Steel/Sunnyscythe: I took a chance. I have a body. And boy, is it a powerful one! 3.14: What... urgh... Ginourm: NO! Aaaaaah... Steel/Sunnyscythe: You will never do anything to prevent me from carrying out my will. Ginourm: Yeah... 3.14: Uh-huh... 3.14: Right... Vulcan: No... fight back... ahhhh... Steel/Sunnyscythe: I leave you alive as an act of mercy. It is the last act of mercy I will ever commit. Clyde: Wow... Marine: There. See? I'm making good on my promise. These are the people who will be helping you. Flame: You're crazy... those things will slaughter hundreds, if not millions of innocents. Clyde: I'll order them to only kill soldiers. Flame: Soldiers with families and friends. And children. Clyde: You didn't seem too upset about that when you were killing soldiers in my army. Flame: Your soldiers at least had a fair chance. My men will be massacred. Everyone dead. Clyde: This is war, Flame. Flame: You can't- ???: Hey! What's going on? Heart: You'd better explain what's going on here. Nightwolf: Or I'll eat you all alive. Luz: That's a bit much, but that's the general point, yeah. Flame: Yes! Marine: My friends, kill them! Clyde, come with me! Clyde: Marine... Marine: Yes? Clyde: Shut up. Marine: Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... Nightwolf: And I didn't even get to eat anybody alive. Heart: I think that portal is the one back to the mansion. Clyde: I'll check. Clyde: Yep. That's definitely the portal back to the mansion. McBoo: I'll see if I can find the others. This island has been more trouble than it was worth. Clyde: I can't believe it. So Sunnyscythe took over Steel's dead body? That's just... ugh. Flame: You know what I can't believe? That you betrayed me and gave me to that crazy alternate universe raccoon! Hark: ...guys. Hark: YAAAA! SUNNYSCYTHE! Steel: No, no, no. Guys, it's me! I'm alive! Vulcan: Your heart isn't beating either. Steel: As I was dying, Sunnyscythe's spirit invaded my body. My spirit was transported into Sunnyscythe's body, which had been cremated and therefor was just ashes. But I was alive, and in control of these ashes. So I can literally shapeshift- my mind is spread out between the ashes. I can turn into anything I want. Hark: That actually makes sense. Clyde: We'll need to earn your trust, of course, to make sure you're not lying. Flame: Look who's talking. Traitor. Hark: Okay. Guys? You know what? I'm sick of this. I'm sick of the betrayal. I'm sick of the fighting. I'm sick of all of you. I need to get away. When I was hired to be part of Fandemonium, I didn't think that things would get this bad. This was supposed to be a funny reality show. I didn't want this. Hopefully when I'm gone, things will cool down and become as funny and comedic as they were before. Clyde: Reality show? Hark: I'm leaving. And I'm taking anyone who will come with me. Flame: I'll go with you. I'm not happy here anymore. Hark: Anyone else? Luz: Hark, don't leave. Hark: I have to. I want life at the mansion to be as fun as it used to be, for all of you. And I would just hinder that. I've never experienced anything like what happened on the island. I need to get away from here, from all of this. Flame: Couldn't have put it better myself.
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