SUNY Plattsburgh has over seventy programs for academic scholarship, including drinking, the amorous arts of love, and hockey. The campus population of over 6,000 students is notable for its lack of intellectual ability and its unerring ability to buy alcohol instead of books. There are a large amount of academic halls, but recently the student government passed a law making these into bars and strip clubs.
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| - SUNY Plattsburgh has over seventy programs for academic scholarship, including drinking, the amorous arts of love, and hockey. The campus population of over 6,000 students is notable for its lack of intellectual ability and its unerring ability to buy alcohol instead of books. There are a large amount of academic halls, but recently the student government passed a law making these into bars and strip clubs.
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| - Plattsburgh State University
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| - SUNY Plattsburgh has over seventy programs for academic scholarship, including drinking, the amorous arts of love, and hockey. The campus population of over 6,000 students is notable for its lack of intellectual ability and its unerring ability to buy alcohol instead of books. There are a large amount of academic halls, but recently the student government passed a law making these into bars and strip clubs. SUNY Plattsburgh is located in the upper regions of New York, near the Canadian border; however, as both the United States and Canada hotly deny any assertions that SUNY Plattsburgh is within their boundaries, the university may be said to be a "university without a country".
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