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| - (The Nostalgia Critic is wearing a Batman mask, but not the full costume. He then speaks like Michael Keaton's Batman) NC: Hello, I'm Batman. I remember it because I'm Batman. Today, we're gonna look at one of the greatest animated shows that ever hit television: Batman: The Animated Series. By the way, you weigh a little more than 108. (Changes back to his regular voice) Okay, I'm sorry. I can't do Keaton very well. Uh, let's try Christian Bale. (He then speaks in Christian Bale's gravely Batman voice) This cartoon just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in good- (Changes back to his regular voice) Okay, that's not going to work. Uh, let's try Val Kilmer. (He then speaks in Kilmer's soft Batman voice for a brief moment) I'll get drive-thru....(Back to his regular voice)
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| - (The Nostalgia Critic is wearing a Batman mask, but not the full costume. He then speaks like Michael Keaton's Batman) NC: Hello, I'm Batman. I remember it because I'm Batman. Today, we're gonna look at one of the greatest animated shows that ever hit television: Batman: The Animated Series. By the way, you weigh a little more than 108. (Changes back to his regular voice) Okay, I'm sorry. I can't do Keaton very well. Uh, let's try Christian Bale. (He then speaks in Christian Bale's gravely Batman voice) This cartoon just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in good- (Changes back to his regular voice) Okay, that's not going to work. Uh, let's try Val Kilmer. (He then speaks in Kilmer's soft Batman voice for a brief moment) I'll get drive-thru....(Back to his regular voice) Okay, that's definitely not gonna happen. Uh, let's try George Clooney. (pause) Hi, I'm George Clooney. Okay, fuck this shit! (takes off the mask) I'm just doing it as myself! Footage of Batman: The Animated Series starts playing NC (voiceover): Yes, I've gone on record several times stating that Batman: The Animated Series is the best nostalgic show ever, as well as one of the best cartoons of all time. It was dark, it was tragic, it was funny, it was goofy, it was serious. It had something for everybody. But which episodes were the absolute best? Which ones left the greatest impact on us, whether it be action-packed or dramatically heartbreaking? There's a lot to choose from and I promise I'll try to keep my spoilers to a minimum. Oh, except maybe this one: (shows a poster of Batman & Robin) BATMAN & ROBIN SUCKS! NC: The only downside is, I don't have any more Batman's to imitate. Oh, wait a minute, Kevin Conroy! That's fitting! Hold on, let me just take some testosterone pills here. (He swallows them and a thud is heard; now speaking in a deeper voice) Whoa! My testicles just hit the floor! This is the Top 11 Best Batman: Animated Series Episodes. (pauses) I don't wear hockey pads! Interlude showing the opening to Batman: The Animated Series is being played with NC's face in Batman mask photo-shopped over original face
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