Carly Fiorina was the CEO of Hewlett-Packard from 1999-2005, and a 2016 United States Republican presidential candidate.
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| - Carly Fiorina was the CEO of Hewlett-Packard from 1999-2005, and a 2016 United States Republican presidential candidate.
- The Fiorina campaign states that Fiorina is uniquely able to take on and defeat Hillary Clinton, as the two candidates would have two breasts apiece, compared to none for anyone else in the race from either major party. However, the much more popular Donald Trump states that Fiorina's face is "ridiculous" for a would-be U.S. President. "Just look at it."
- Gravity has no pull within 20 feet of her aura, which glows so bright as to blind common men and women. On February 20, 2009 Carly was diagnosed with breast cancer. She underwent surgery on March 2, 2009 followed by chemotherapy, causing her to lose her hair, and radiation therapy. She was given "an excellent prognosis for a full recovery." Upon announcing her campaign for the U.S. Senate seat held by Barbara Boxer, Fiorina stated "I have to say that after chemotherapy, Barbara Boxer just isn't that scary anymore.", as well as recently stating "What's up with (Boxer's) hair? It's sooo yesterday." Unfortunatly for California, it seems so is Carly's political career.
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| - Gravity has no pull within 20 feet of her aura, which glows so bright as to blind common men and women. On February 20, 2009 Carly was diagnosed with breast cancer. She underwent surgery on March 2, 2009 followed by chemotherapy, causing her to lose her hair, and radiation therapy. She was given "an excellent prognosis for a full recovery." Upon announcing her campaign for the U.S. Senate seat held by Barbara Boxer, Fiorina stated "I have to say that after chemotherapy, Barbara Boxer just isn't that scary anymore.", as well as recently stating "What's up with (Boxer's) hair? It's sooo yesterday." Unfortunatly for California, it seems so is Carly's political career. Thank the Baby Jesus that Carly is even scarier than before her medical problem could be used as a political tool against her opponent....knowing well her critics couldn't say jack s%#t back! Pure genius that the GOP has decided is the right stuff for them. Carly was recently open and honest in the media. The most transparent candidate to date....nothing a little sun won't take care of. The GOP is said to be devoted to finding an outfit that doesn't make her look like Dick York.
- Carly Fiorina was the CEO of Hewlett-Packard from 1999-2005, and a 2016 United States Republican presidential candidate.
- The Fiorina campaign states that Fiorina is uniquely able to take on and defeat Hillary Clinton, as the two candidates would have two breasts apiece, compared to none for anyone else in the race from either major party. However, the much more popular Donald Trump states that Fiorina's face is "ridiculous" for a would-be U.S. President. "Just look at it."
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