| abstract
| - I decided to make this page, for the same reason as the page named "Female Characters Who Own Bella" exists. Here will be the list of the men (and boys) who outshine that sparkly control freak Right Man Christian Grey Eddykins. Feel free to add your chosen ones. 1.
* Every male in the entire history of time! However, the following get a special mention: 2.
* Every male who has edited this page, or this wiki, in general! You get a big round of applause! 3.
* Your Father 4.
* Your Grandfather 5.
* Your Male Ancestors 6.
* Your Brothers (If you have any) 7.
* Your Sons (If you have any) 8.
* Your Uncles (If you have any) 9.
* Your Male Cousins (If you have any) 10.
* Your Male Pets (if you have any) 11.
* Your Boyfriend (if you have one) 12.
* Your Husband (if you have one) 13.
* Aragorn(Lord of the Rings) 14.
* Legolas(Lord of the Rings) he can see Edward shining from miles away and easily shoot him down with flame tipped arrow. 15.
* Gimli (Lord of the Rings) smite his head off with his axe 16.
* Gandald (Lord of the Rings) YOU SHALL NOT PASS 17.
* Sauron (Lord of the Rings) he is a Maiar, who was present for creation. Vampires are puny creatures to him. 18.
* Any Maiar, Valar, man, elf, dwarf or hobbit from Lord of the Rings 19.
* Wesley (The Princess Bride) (Fail #1, Morgan!) 20.
* Harry Potter (OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!!) 21.
* Severus Snape (Of Course!) 22.
* Remus Lupin, Rubeus Hagrid, Sirius Black, Ron Weasley and all male characters in Harry Potter books!! 23.
* Optimus Prime 24.
* Stitch (Lilo and Stitch) 25.
* Dr. Jumba Jookiba (Lilo and Stitch) 26.
* Pleakley (Lilo and Stitch) 27.
* Captain Gantu (Lilo & Stitch) 28.
* Spock 29.
* Stacker Pentecost (Pacific Rim) "Today, we are canceling the Apocalypse!" 30.
* Peeta Mellark 31.
* Gale Hawthorne 32.
* Lord Raiden (From the mortal kombat series) 33.
* Porkins 34.
* Homer Simpson 35.
* Indiana Jones 36.
* Darth Vader (after he got the mask on, anyway. Before, he was kinda whiny. But even then, he was still better) 37.
* Batman. Just Batman 38.
* Marv (Sin City) 39.
* John Marston (Red Dead Redemption) 40.
* The Doctor (Doctor Who) in ANY form! (And this includes the Valeyard) 41.
* Ian Chesterton (Doctor Who) 42.
* Jamie McCrimmon (Doctor Who) 43.
* The Brigadier (Doctor Who) 44.
* Mike Yates (Doctor Who) 45.
* John Benton (Doctor Who) 46.
* Harry Sullivan (Doctor Who) 47.
* Adric (Doctor Who) 48.
* Vislor Turlough (Doctor Who) 49.
* The Master (Doctor Who) 50.
* Frobisher (Doctor Who) 51.
* Drax (Doctor Who) 52.
* Hex Schofield (Doctor Who) 53.
* C'rizz (Doctor Who) 54.
* Fitz Kriener (Doctor Who) 55.
* Captain Jack Harkness (Doctor Who & Torchwood) 56.
* Rory Williams (Doctor Who) 57.
* Ash Ketchum (Pokemon) 58.
* Flint (Pokemon) 59.
* Lucas (Pokemon) 60.
* Hilbert (Pokemon) 61.
* Brendan (Pokemon) 62.
* Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto) 63.
* Natural Harmonia Gropius (Pokemon) 64.
* Murtagh Morzansson (Inheritance Cycle) He was forced to torture Nasuada, leader of the Varden, but at least he was deeply sorry for his actions. He healed and freed her later. If she, now being a High Queen of Alagaesia, matured and loved someone else, Murtagh would respect her choice! Anyways, I've never shipped this couple. Murtagh will be happy with another girl and unlike Morzan will NEVER be neither abusive nor harsh towards his wife (and children, if they ever had, and also others in general, including his brother Eragon). He rejects his father's legacy and all he wants is not to be like him! EddieKinz has no chivalry or nobility whatsoever. He's just a domineering freak, like his alter ego Ch.G. (Ummm, you know who). 65.
* Drosselmyer (Princess Tutu) He's a much better author than Stephelmyer will ever be! 66.
* Tamaki Suoh (Ouran High School Host Club) He even does the sparkle thing better than Edward! 67.
* Kyoya Ootori (Ouran High School Host Club) 68.
* Hikaru Hitachiin (Ouran High School Host Club) 69.
* Kaoru Hitachiin (Ouran High School Host Club) 70.
* Mitsikuni "Honey" Haninozuka (Ouran High School Host Club) 71.
* Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka (Ouran High School Host Club) 72.
* Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran High School Host Club) I know she's really a girl, but still better than Sparkle-pants! 73.
* Holden Caulfield (sure he has issues and problems, but he's not a whiny emo.) 74.
* The Nostalgia Critic (He remembers it so we don't have to!) 75.
* Link (The Legend of Zelda) 76.
* Kotetsu T Kaburagi (Tiger & Bunny) 77.
* Barnaby Brooks jr. (Tiger & Bunny) 78.
* Frodo Baggins 79.
* Gandalf 80.
* Aragorn 81.
* Legolas 82.
* Gimli 83.
* Faramir & Boromir 84.
* Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck & Peregrin "Pippin" Took 85.
* Samwise Gamgee 86.
* Elrond 87.
* Theoden 88.
* Bilbo Baggins 89.
* L Lawliet (Death Note) 90.
* Light Yagami (Death Note) 91.
* Ciel Phantomhive (Black Butler a.k.a. Kuroshitsuji) 92.
* Sebastian Michaelis (Black Butler a.k.a. Kuroshitsuji) 93.
* Zidane Tribal (Final Fantasy IX) "To hell with looks, it's what's inside that counts!". Aparrently, Meyer's philosophy of love (or basic human nature, for that matter) is completely opposite of this excellent quote. 94.
* Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) 95.
* John Kramer/Jigsaw (Saw Movie Series) 96.
* Kuja (Final Fantasy IX) When Edward Cullen gets mad, he just huffs and puffs or acts abusive, claiming it as protection. When Kuja gets mad, he blows up an entire planet and plans to drag ALL EXISTENCE with him into absolute nothingness. 97.
* Kefka Palazzo (Final Fantasy VI) I'd like to see how long Edward would last against the God Of Magic! 98.
* Robin Hood (Pretty much every version of this character) 99.
* King Arthur (Same as Robin Hood) 100.
* Shrek 101.
* Donkey (Shrek) 102.
* Jonathan Joestar (Better vampire slayer) 103.
* Joseph Joestar (Killed an immortal god that fed on vampires) 104.
* Jotaro Kujo (Finished Jonathan Joestar's JoJob) 105.
* Guts (Berserk) 106.
* Danny Desai (Twisted) 107.
* Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII) Edward Cullen never once had a choir preaching his name for his own theme.(If Edward even had a theme in the first place.) 108.
* Ryuk (Death Note) He's not gonna be happy when he realizes Twilight stole his apple... 109.
* Alucard (Hellsing) He is the bird of Hermes, Count Dracula, and Vlad The Impaler, all in one. And not to mention he's a REAL vampire. 110.
* Bruce Banner/The Hulk 111.
* Thor 112.
* Tony Stark/Iron Man 113.
* Steve Rogers/Captain America 114.
* All the male Professors in Pokemon (Especially Sycamore) 115.
* Every Male Pokemon 116.
* Sonic The Hedgehog 117.
* Shadow The Hedgehog 118.
* Silver The Hedgehog 119.
* Miles "Tails Prower" 120.
* Knuckles the Echidna (even though he's a idiot, he's MUCH smarter than Edward) 121.
* Chris Thorndyke (Yes, even HE pwns Edward.) 122.
* Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla from Smosh 123.
* Professor Layton (Who wants to have Sparkly Vampire when you can have a Smart and Gentlemanly Professor?) 124.
* Luke Triton (Professor Layton) 125.
* At least every male character in Professor Layton 126.
* Gon Freecss 127.
* Killua Zoldyck 128.
* Hisoka (from Hunter x Hunter) 129.
* Every male character in Hunter x Hunter 130.
* Tuxedo Mask 131.
* Illumi Zoldyck 132.
* Every male Disney villain 133.
* The Disney Princes, though not as known/marketted as their female counterparts 134.
* Robb Stark, his father Ned and his brothers (Game of Thrones) 135.
* Jon Snow (Game of Thrones) 136.
* Theon Greyjoy (Game of Thrones) 137.
* Hodor (Game of Thrones) 138.
* Jaime Lannister (Game of Thrones) 139.
* Loras Tyrell (Game of Thrones) 140.
* Oberyn and Doran Martell (Game of Thrones) 141.
* Edward Sullen from Vampires Suck, because even a parody version of him is better than the real thing! 142.
* Johnny Test (let's face it. His TV show is a million times better than Twishite) 143.
* Kurapika (Blonde Male who kicks ASS!) 144.
* Kalluto Zoldyck (Even a 10 year boy that wears a kimono kicks more ass than Edtard) 145.
* Greely (Animal Jam, at least this wolf is better than Jacrap) 146.
* Sir Gilbert (Animal Jam) 147.
* Graham (Animal Jam) 148.
* Cosmo (Animal Jam) 149.
* Every male alpha in Animal Jam 150.
* Finnick Odair 151.
* Zushi (From Hunter X Hunter; EVEN he kicks Edward's ass!) 152.
* Shaiapouf (Butterfly-humanoid is more awesome than sparkly stone man) 153.
* Every guy from the Total Drama series (Yes, even Chris the Prick and Duncan the douchebag.) 154.
* All 4 Beatles 155.
* Discord (My Little Pony) 156.
* Captain Underpants/Mr. Krupp (Even a children's book is better than a crappy novel) 157.
* Mewtwo (Pokemon: The First Movie [Mewtwo has been reffered as a he in this one.]) 158.
* Han Solo 159.
* R2-D2 (A lot of people reffered R2 as a he, so yeah.) 160.
* Boba Fett 161.
* Obi-Wan Kenobi 162.
* C-3PO (Same thing with R2) 163.
* Chewbacca 164.
* Luke Skywalker 165.
* Kirby (Despite being Pink, Kirby is AWESOME!) 166.
* Meta Knight 167.
* King Dedede 168.
* Escargoon 169.
* Every Kirby Villian 170.
* Feitan (Rising Sun. BAM! Eddie's dead) 171.
* Every male in the Phantom Troupe/Genei Ryodan (Remember Uvogin!) 172.
* Eddie Dombrowski (Finally; An Eddie we all can like!) 173.
* Chrollo Lucilfer (Edward can't be nearly as sexy as this guy; also Ability stealing FTW) 174.
* Zeno Zoldyck and Maha Zoldyck (Even old men own Edtard and Jacrap) 175.
* Every male character in Yu Yu Hakusho 176.
* Isaac Netero (Hunter x Hunter; He'd own Edward in a heartbeat) 177.
* Ping (A.K.A. Mulan disguised as a male; Mulan still makes a better man as Ping than Edward) 178.
* Omokage (Hunter x Hunter; He makes a better villain than The Volturi debate team, kicks more ass than Edtard and Jacrap combined, Added points for creepiness. He would never betray Retz for someone else!) 179.
* Leorio Paradinight (Hunter x Hunter; He'd make a better doctor than Carlisle.) 180.
* Kazuma Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakusho, Despite his love for kittens; he's still epic.) 181.
* Neferpitou (Hunter x Hunter; Technically an 'it'. But who cares?) 182.
* Youko Kurama/Shuichi Minamino/Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho; Mostly mistaken for a girl. He owns Edward, Jacob, Carlisle, and every pathetic male in that series) 183.
* Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho; He'd destroy EVERYONE in that series, Male or Female. Especially Edward.) 184.
* Yusuke Urameshi (Yu Yu Hakusho; He had an abusive mother, was a TERRIBLE student, and he was hit by a car saving a little kid; then brought back to life. Take that Edward!) 185.
* Shinobu Sensui and his 7 other personalities (Yu Yu Hakusho) 186.
* Menthuthuyoupi (Hunter x Hunter) 187.
* Aoba Seragaki, Ren, Clear, Sei, and pretty much every guy from DRAMAtical Murder, DRAMAtical Murder re:connect, and DRAMAtical Murder re:code 188.
* Milluki Zoldyck (Hunter x Hunter; He may be obese and a otaku with a short temper, but at least he's still funny. Edtard's not.) 189.
* Meruem (Hunter x Hunter; Edturd wouldn't stand a chance against The Chimera Ant King!) 190.
* Angry German Kid/Leopold Slikk/A.G.K. 191.
* All the males in Dangan Ronpa 192.
* Silva Zoldyck (Hunter x Hunter; he's a better father than Edturd) 193.
* Koenma/King Enma Jr. (YuYu Hakusho) 194.
* The Toguro Brothers (YuYu Hakusho) 195.
* Mike 'Zoldyck' (Hunter x Hunter; and he's a Gigantic watchdog.) 196.
* All the male Chimera Ants 197.
* Kite (Hunter x Hunter; this is before he got reincarnated into the Chimera Ant 'Reina' AKA "Kite", Meruem's twin sister. But his female reincarnation is still awesome) 198.
* All the males in the SAW films 199.
* Karasu (YuYu Hakusho) 200.
* All the males in Carved: Slit-Mouthed Woman 201.
* Wing (Hunter x Hunter; Who needs Abusive Asshole when you can have a nice guy who can teach you Nen?) 202.
* Tornadus, Thundurus, and Landorus (Pokémon; and they're The Forces Of Nature) 203.
* Hanzo (Hunter x Hunter; Hanzo kicks A.A.[Abusive Asshole]'s ass any day!) 204.
* Soul Doll Illumi Zoldyck (Hunter x Hunter: Phantom Rouge) 205.
* Zebero-San (Hunter x Hunter) 206.
* Knuckle Bine (Hunter x Hunter; even tough guys can have a soft side) 207.
* Satotz (Hunter x Hunter) 208.
* Soul Doll Pairo (Hunter x Hunter: Phantom Rouge) 209.
* Any male soul doll! 210.
* Angry Dominican Kid/ A.D.K. 211.
* Nobunaga Hazama (Hunter x Hunter; he should be higher up, I know.) 212.
* Latios (Pokémon) 213.
* All the male members of the band Pentatonix 214.
* Pick any book by Stephen King, then pick any male character; He owns Edturd. 215.
* Franklin (Hunter x Hunter) 216.
* Annote Itsuki (YuYu Hakusho) 217.
* Mukuro (YuYu Hakusho; I know 'he' is actually a female, but she's still a better dude than Abusive Asshole) 218.
* Hell, even Robert Pattinson himself! Bonus points considering he LOATHES the character he plays in this series! 219.
* Mizuki (DRAMAtical Murder) 220.
* Every member of the band Tally Hall 221.
* Retz (Hunter x Hunter; 'He' is actually a chick, same reason as Mukuro and Mulan(AKA 'Ping').) 222.
* Ren and this includes ANY form! (Allmate, Rhyme battle mode, Sei-Ren; DRAMAtical Murder) 223.
* Clear and his brothers, a and a2! 224.
* Every member of the band Korn 225.
* Skrillex 226.
* Virus and Trip (DRAMAtical Murder) 227.
* Lysandre (Pokémon) 228.
* Johness the Dissector (Hunter x Hunter; He'd tear apart Eddiekins before he can sparkle.) 229.
* The "OH MY DAYUM" guy 230.
* Beni and Tori/Huracan (DRAMAtical Murder; even birds own Mr. Sparklepants) 231.
* Hersha and Welter/Berta (DRAMAtical Murder; [Virus and Trip's Allmates]) 232.
* Octodad (he cares for his family, and he's really an octopus) 233.
* Dr. Mario 234.
* Nain/Nine/Naine Seragaki (DRAMAtical Murder; AKA Aoba's adoptive father) 235.
* Sly Blue (AKA: 'Other Aoba', 'SCRAP Aoba') 236.
* Tauros (Pokémon) 237.
* All of Ash Ketchum's 30 Tauros (Pokémon) 238.
* Any and all male Pokémon! 239.
* Any male from Team Fortress 2 240.
* Braviary (Pokémon) 241.
* Hitmonchan (Pokémon; Don't let them put you down 'cause you wear a purple tunic, keep on punching Hitmonchan!) 242.
* Hitmonlee (Pokémon) 243.
* Every single male Gardevoir (Pokémon; Defy all Poké-Stereotypes!) 244.
* Ashitaka (Princess Mononoke) 245.
* All male Gothita, Gothorita, and Gothitelle (Pokémon) 246.
* That guy who loves Sum 41 and captured a shiny Ponyta on Pokémon Leaf Green (LIVE Shiny Ponyta after 25968 encounters Leaf Green) 247.
* Bonnie the Bunny (Five Nights at Freddy's; the creator even said Bonnie is male.) 248.
* Foxy the Pirate-Fox 249.
* Freddy Fazbear 250.
* Calem (Pokémon X and Y) 251.
* Nigel Thornberry (The Wild Thornberries) 252.
* The Dovakiin (The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim) 253.
* Akuma (Street Fighter) 254.
* Simon the Digger (Gurren Lagann) 255.
* Kamina (Gurren Lagann) 256.
* Kamen Rider Ichigo (Kamen Rider) 257.
* Kamen Rider Nigo (Kamen Rider) 258.
* Kamen Rider V3 (Kamen Rider V3) 259.
* Riderman (Kamen Rider V3) 260.
* Kamen Rider X (Kamen Rider X) 261.
* Kamen Rider Amazon (Kamen Rider Amazon) 262.
* Kamen Rider Stronger (Kamen Rider Stronger) 263.
* Skyrider (Kamen Rider (Skyrider)) 264.
* Kamen Rider Super-1 (Kamen Rider Super-1) 265.
* Kamen Rider ZX (Kamen Rider ZX) 266.
* Kamen Rider Black/Black RX (Kamen Rider Black, Kamen Rider Black RX) 267.
* Kamen Rider Shin (Shin Kamen Rider: Prologue; yes, even this guy is better than Edward.) 268.
* Kamen Rider ZO (Kamen Rider ZO) 269.
* Kamen Rider J (Kamen Rider J) 270.
* Kamen Rider Kuuga (Kamen Rider Kuuga) 271.
* Kamen Rider Agito (Kamen Rider Agito) 272.
* Kamen Rider Ryuki (Kamen Rider Ryuki) 273.
* Kamen Rider Faiz (Kamen Rider Faiz) 274.
* Kamen Rider Blade (Kamen Rider Blade) 275.
* Kamen Rider Hibiki (Kamen Rider Hibiki) 276.
* Kamen Rider Kabuto (Kamen Rider Kabuto) 277.
* Kamen Rider Den-O (Kamen Rider Den-O) 278.
* Kamen Rider Kiva (Kamen Rider Kiva) 279.
* Kamen Rider Decade (Kamen Rider Decade) 280.
* Kamen Rider G (Kamen Rider G) 281.
* Kamen Rider Double (Kamen Rider Double) 282.
* Kamen Rider OOO (Kamen Rider OOO) 283.
* Kamen Rider Fourze (Kamen Rider Fourze) 284.
* Kamen Rider Wizard (Kamen Rider Wizard) 285.
* Kamen Rider Gaim (Kamen Rider Gaim) 286.
* Kamen Rider Drive (Kamen Rider Drive) 287.
* Mike Schmidt (Five Nights at Freddy's) 288.
* Phone Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's) 289.
* Golden Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's) 290.
* Leroy Jethro Gibbs (NCIS) 291.
* Donald 'Ducky' Mallard (NCIS) 292.
* Heck, every male in NCIS ever. 293.
* Jeremy Fitzgerald (Five Nights at Freddy's 2) 294.
* Toy Foxy/The Mangle/Mangle (Five Nights at Freddy's; technically an 'it' for now) 295.
* Amuro Ray (Gundam 0079) 296.
* Char Aznable (Gundam 0079) 297.
* Kamille Bidan (Zeta Gundam) 298.
* Judah Ashta (ZZ Gundam) 299.
* Banagher Links (Gundam Unicorn) 300.
* Kou Uraki (Stardust Memory) 301.
* Anavel Gato (Stardust Memory) 302.
* Riddhe Marcenas (Gundam Unicorn) 303.
* Gyunei (Char's Counterattack) 304.
* Yazan Gable (Zeta Gundam) 305.
* Loran Cehack (Turn A) 306.
* Harry Ord (Turn A) 307.
* Domon Kasshu (G Gundam) 308.
* Master Asia (G Gundam) 309.
* Kira Yamato (Gundam Seed) 310.
* Athrun Zala (Gundam Seed) 311.
* Shinn Asuka (Gundam Seed Destiny) 312.
* Setsuna F. Seiei (Gundam 00) 313.
* Lockon Stratos (Gundam 00) 314.
* Allelujah Haptism (Gundam 00) 315.
* Tieria Erde (Gundam 00) 316.
* Ali al-Saachez (Gundam 00) 317.
* Ribbons Almark (Gundam 00) 318.
* Bellri Zenam (Reconguista in G) 319.
* Luin Lee (Reconguista in G) 320.
* Sei Iori (Build Fighters) 321.
* Heero (Wing) 322.
* Duo (Wing) 323.
* Trowa (Wing) 324.
* Quatre (Wing) 325.
* Wufei (Wing) 326.
* Zechs (Wing) 327.
* Reiji (Build Fighters) 328.
* The Third Meijin (Build Fighters) 329.
* Treize (Wing) 330.
* Yuuma Kousaka (Build Fighters Try) 331.
* Sekai Kamiki (Build Fighters Try) 332.
* Wilfrid Kijima (Build Fighters Try) 333.
* Saga Adou (Build Fighters Try) 334.
* Bright Noa (Gundam 0079) 335.
* Hathaway Noa (Char's Counterattack) 336.
* Mu La Flaga (Gundam Seed) 337.
* Siegel Clyne (Gundam Seed) 338.
* Gilbert Durandal (Gundam Seed Destiny) 339.
* Junya Inose (Build Fighters Try) 340.
* Sleggar Law (Gundam 0079) 341.
* Frak it, every male character in the Gundam franchise. 342.
* Edward Snowden 343.
* Dante (Devil May Cry) 344.
* Shinich Kudo/Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan) 345.
* Kaitou Kid (Magic Kaito/Detective Conan- Making his opponents look like buffoons is his speciality) 346.
* The God-Emperor of Mankind 347.
* Gork 348.
* Mork 349.
* Khorne 350.
* Nurgle 351.
* Slaanesh (as the Prince of Excess) 352.
* Tzeentch 353.
* Khaine 354.
* Cegorach 355.
* The Space Marine Primarchs, both Loyal and Traitor 356.
* The Swarmlord 357.
* Commissar Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM! 358.
* Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt 359.
* The male Phoenix Lords 360.
* Doombreed (who is actually Genghis Khan serving Khorne) 361.
* M'kachan (Isaac Newton as a servant of Tzeentch) 362.
* Bubonicus (Daemon Prince of Nurgle, possibly Mengele) 363.
* Every male character in Warhammer 40k, hands down. 364.
* Raffe (Penryn & the End of Days- Actually, I'd say he's like a parody of Edward, like the author read Twilight, put it down, and wrote that series to prove just how Meyer was wrong.) 365.
* Every male character from Penryn & the End of Days. 366.
* Touma Kamijou (A Certain Magical Index, A Certain scientific Railgun) 367.
* Accelerator (A Certain Magical Index, A Certain Scientific Railgun, A Certain Scientific Accelerator) 368.
* Every male character from A Certain Magical Index. 369.
* Every male character from A Certain Scientific Railgun (There's not many, but they're there...) 370.
* Every male character from A Certain Scientific Accelerator. 371.
* Hisao Nakai (and he has a heart condition!; Katawa Shoujo) 372.
* Kenji Setou (a legally blind nutcase who knows Edward is a closet FEMINIST!; Katawa Shoujo) 373.
* Jigoro Hakamichi (When in doubt, apply katana to sparklepire neck; Katawa Shoujo) 374.
* Fekk it, the males of the Katawa Shoujo VN are far better than Edward. 375.
* Jack Ryan, Sr. (Ryanverse) 376.
* John Clark (Ryanverse) 377.
* Domingo Chavez (Ryanverse) 378.
* Jack Ryan, Jr. (Ryanverse) 379.
* Sam Fisher (Splinter Cell) 380.
* Fuck it, all the males of Tom Clancy's works. Even the villains.
* Ashitaka (Princess Mononoke) 381.
* Shinichi and Migi (Parasyte) 382.
* Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Raphael (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) 383.
* Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Raphael (renaissance painters) 384.
* Star-Lord 385.
* Rocket Raccoon 386.
* Groot 387.
* Drax the Destroyer 388.
* Fred Jones, Jr. (Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated) 389.
* Norville "Shaggy" Rogers (Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated) 390.
* Scoobert Scooby Dooby Doo (Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated) It's been almost four years since the series ended, and I still can't get over how Scooby punched out a Lovecraftian horror, and reset the universe! 391.
* Tai and Agumon 392.
* Matt and Gabumon 393.
* Omnimon 394.
* Izzy and Tentomon 395.
* T.K. and Patamon 396.
* Joe and Gomamon 397.
* Takato and Guilmon 398.
* Henry and Terriermon 399.
* German Renamon 400.
* Beelzemon 401.
* Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo (At least he makes more sense) 402.
* Steven Universe 403.
* Mustache Dad 404.
* The guy who almost hit Bella with a van 405.
* Asgore Dreemurr 406.
* Sans the Skeleton 407.
* Papyrus the Skeleton 408.
* Flowey the Flower/Asriel Dreemurr 409.
* Doggo 410.
* Dogamy 411.
* Greater and Lesser Dog 412.
* Annoying Dog 413.
* Grillby the Fire Elemental 414.
* Aaron 415.
* Snowdrake 416.
* Cooldrake 417.
* Snowdrake's Father 418.
* Mettaton 419.
* Burgerpants 420.
* The Nice Cream Man 421.
* Jerry 422.
* Male!Frisk 423.
* Male!Chara 424.
* Male!Napstablook 425.
* All the Male Undertale Characters 426.
* Shinya Kogami (Psycho-Pass) 427.
* Jonathan Joestar (JJBA) 428.
* Joseph Joestar (JJBA) 429.
* Jotaro Kujo (JJBA) 430.
* Josuke Higashikata (both versions, one who goes apeshit if you diss his hair and the other with four balls; JJBA) 431.
* Giorno Giovanna (JJBA) 432.
* Johnny Joestar (JJBA) 433.
* Dio Brando (later DIO; JJBA) 434.
* The Pillar Men (JJBA) 435.
* Yoshikage Kira (both versions, one who eventually took up the identity of another person and the other who became half of Josuke Four Balls; JJBA) 436.
* Diavolo (JJBA) 437.
* Enrico Pucci (JJBA) 438.
* Funny Valentine (JJBA) 439.
* The Stone Men (JJBA) 440.
* Why don't we just say that every single male from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure can give Edward the finger? 441.
* Every male character to appear on Epic Rap Battles of History, including the ones we already mentioned.
|
![[RDF Data]](/fct/images/sw-rdf-blue.png)