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Global Panic, also known as Global Warming in the Atheist Religion is a phenomenon caused by a publicly visible increase in bureaucratic discussion about carbon dioxide in the Earth's atmosphere. Global Panic has recently gained increased attention in the media, as many celebrities and people of interest seem to be acknowledging its occurrence, even going as far as calling it a problem (Jamaicans know better, no problem mon, no problem) . Global Panic has caused many people on Earth to, well.... Panic (when they should picnic), and as a result there is now a huge market for survival goods burgeoning as people stock up on supplies for a horrible and inevitable catastrophe. As global panic continues our wise leaders in congress continue to ignore any signs of it. Corporations, who always hav

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rdfs:label	Global Panic
rdfs:comment	Global Panic, also known as Global Warming in the Atheist Religion is a phenomenon caused by a publicly visible increase in bureaucratic discussion about carbon dioxide in the Earth's atmosphere. Global Panic has recently gained increased attention in the media, as many celebrities and people of interest seem to be acknowledging its occurrence, even going as far as calling it a problem (Jamaicans know better, no problem mon, no problem) . Global Panic has caused many people on Earth to, well.... Panic (when they should picnic), and as a result there is now a huge market for survival goods burgeoning as people stock up on supplies for a horrible and inevitable catastrophe. As global panic continues our wise leaders in congress continue to ignore any signs of it. Corporations, who always hav
dcterms:subject	Religion Global warming
abstract	Global Panic, also known as Global Warming in the Atheist Religion is a phenomenon caused by a publicly visible increase in bureaucratic discussion about carbon dioxide in the Earth's atmosphere. Global Panic has recently gained increased attention in the media, as many celebrities and people of interest seem to be acknowledging its occurrence, even going as far as calling it a problem (Jamaicans know better, no problem mon, no problem) . Global Panic has caused many people on Earth to, well.... Panic (when they should picnic), and as a result there is now a huge market for survival goods burgeoning as people stock up on supplies for a horrible and inevitable catastrophe. As global panic continues our wise leaders in congress continue to ignore any signs of it. Corporations, who always have the public good in mind when ever they take any actions at all, are making huge profits out of people's fears that the world will end, and Churches are cashing in, as more and more people are being convinced the world will end soon and keep on coming in to empty their wallets into the collection plate in return for eternal salvation. So we should place cap and trade on carbon emissions so that fossil fuel electric producers have to raise their prices to consumers to pay for increased profits they must fork over to nuclear electricity producers, while nuclear power produces a extremely harmful waste that will stick around more than twice as long as recorded human history. While we are at it, let’s have much more windmill electricity and upset drastically the national power grid balance with their intermittent production, taking more profits from fossil fuel producers who will have a more difficult time balancing large production deviations and compensating only wind farms during periods parallel over generation.

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