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| - Angelica: Hold the elevator. (trips) My ankle! My nose! MY PARTY! Kimi: (singing loudly) Bald-headed woman! Lil: It's "Tall Redhead Woman" not "Bald-headed Woman"! Why would he be in love with a bald-headed woman? Kimi: I don't know! Maybe she shaved her head for him! (On TV; Temptation Hospital) TV Patient: The grass is blue! The grass is blue! TV Doctor: She's been talking the crazy talk. TV Nurse: Did you say "crazy talk"? TV Doctor: Actually, I said "the crazy talk." Miss O'Keats: Oh... you see, all our efforts were not for naught. Phil: I do "naught" understand a word she says. Angelica: You must tell everyone my brain is temporarily melting and I must be in complete seclusion for recovery. And you can't tell anyone about my nose, or I will hunt you down and - Harold: Don't worry, silence is my middle name. Actually, it's Wayne, but your secret's safe with me. Phil: Which is the vowel that's only "sometimes"? Miss O'Keats: Y. Phil: Just curious - so which is it? Miss O'Keats: Y. Phil: Why don't you just tell me? Miss O'Keats: It's A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y! Phil: Uh... thanks. (At the hospital) Nurse Krunk: It's mealtime. Angelica: Finally - I'm starving. Nurse Krunk: Not you, the patients. Angelica: Geez, are patients the only thing anybody cares about in this place? Miss O'Keats: Time stands still in a peaceful garden. Phil: No kidding - the past five minutes took, like, an hour. Chuckie: Ever since I saw Our Whimpering Planet, I'm here to save Mother Earth. Do you know it's hotter today than yesterday? I can actually feel the globe warming. Kimi: Try losing one of the sweaters. Kimi: Are Lil and I the only ones who actually want to make a tranquility garden? Phil: What? I'm not a plant person; I'm a people person. Lil: Guess again. Chuckie: What's a tranquility garden, anyway? Phil: Do you know what a garden is? Chuckie: Yeah. Phil: Add tranquility. Duh. Chuckie: Oh... that clears it up. Harold: You have a cast on your nose! Angelica: Good work, Columbo. Susie: (To Angelica) There's no way you're gonna earn your stripes that way! (Shows Angelica with few stripes, and Susie with many) Lil: Did you hear me? How did I sound? Phil: Let me just say, you have the face for radio, but not the voice.
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