:Peter: [Demonic voice] I see the six stations of the Lord's order, and they will all burn!
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:Lois: [To Brian] If you knew how close we were to putting you down last year.
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:[Karen farts in Peter's face]
:Meg: I like her.
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:Joe: You're Heavy Flo!
:Karen: In the flesh and blood.
:Cleveland: Gross.
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:[After a montage of Peter bullying Meg]
:Peter: Man I love that song.
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:Stewie: Hey Meg, Thanksgiving's over. Come help me with the Christmas decorations...Meg! Help me with the Christmas decorations!
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:Peter: [To Steven Seagal] You act Asian; you look Native American; your name is possibly Jewish. What are you?
:Cleveland: He fat.
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