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The cats first arrived with the Dutch colonization over Pernambuco and expelled all human being into ocean before the dogs took over all Brazil, in (-8395²)³ BC. The early years were tough. Inspired by Garfield, the cats-settlers started planting lasagna seeds all around, but then an evil Tsunami came and infested the land with tunas. Not everything was lost - Louis The Cat, for example, found his glasses after fifteen long years.

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  • The cats first arrived with the Dutch colonization over Pernambuco and expelled all human being into ocean before the dogs took over all Brazil, in (-8395²)³ BC. The early years were tough. Inspired by Garfield, the cats-settlers started planting lasagna seeds all around, but then an evil Tsunami came and infested the land with tunas. Not everything was lost - Louis The Cat, for example, found his glasses after fifteen long years.
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  • The cats first arrived with the Dutch colonization over Pernambuco and expelled all human being into ocean before the dogs took over all Brazil, in (-8395²)³ BC. The early years were tough. Inspired by Garfield, the cats-settlers started planting lasagna seeds all around, but then an evil Tsunami came and infested the land with tunas. Not everything was lost - Louis The Cat, for example, found his glasses after fifteen long years. Independence from Netherlands was granted in exchange for three The Cure albums, some mice and a couple of colorful birds. Nevertheless, the Pernambuco Autonomous Republic was short-lived: the dogs arrived and incapacitated the cats by rolling two balls simultaneously by either side of the cat-ish army. After scrambling back in forth an an effort to catch both balls the cat-ish army was quickly divided. Pernambuco ended annexed by Brazil and the cats were enslaved... the flame still burns, dampened only by the rampant catnip smuggling.
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