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Astrology is a faultless and precise pseudo science capable of providing exceptional accuracy in predicting the future, the current, and even the past. In fact, it is so accurate, only highly trained and spiritually attuned middle aged women wearing too much make-up and cheap shiny baubles may harnesses this mysterious power. Using this power, we can narrow your death down to an exact time, date, and set of circumstances. After reading your shocking revelation of death, you may feel inclined to attempt to alter your fate, however, you should know this is impossible, but do try and look surprised. So read on and uncover the mysteries surrounding your death if you dare, or if you aren't already bored shitless.

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  • Astrology is a faultless and precise pseudo science capable of providing exceptional accuracy in predicting the future, the current, and even the past. In fact, it is so accurate, only highly trained and spiritually attuned middle aged women wearing too much make-up and cheap shiny baubles may harnesses this mysterious power. Using this power, we can narrow your death down to an exact time, date, and set of circumstances. After reading your shocking revelation of death, you may feel inclined to attempt to alter your fate, however, you should know this is impossible, but do try and look surprised. So read on and uncover the mysteries surrounding your death if you dare, or if you aren't already bored shitless.
  • Volume 1, Episode 22: Draculaura's horrorscope predicts she'll meet the boy of her dreams... today! Can the ghouls help her find the perfect match before the sun sets?
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  • Astrology is a faultless and precise pseudo science capable of providing exceptional accuracy in predicting the future, the current, and even the past. In fact, it is so accurate, only highly trained and spiritually attuned middle aged women wearing too much make-up and cheap shiny baubles may harnesses this mysterious power. Using this power, we can narrow your death down to an exact time, date, and set of circumstances. After reading your shocking revelation of death, you may feel inclined to attempt to alter your fate, however, you should know this is impossible, but do try and look surprised. So read on and uncover the mysteries surrounding your death if you dare, or if you aren't already bored shitless.
  • Volume 1, Episode 22: Draculaura's horrorscope predicts she'll meet the boy of her dreams... today! Can the ghouls help her find the perfect match before the sun sets?
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