A beerserk is an elite viking warrior from Scandinavia. He is trained and naturally equipped to demoralize, confuse and initiate heavy self-destructive processes in enemy armies by sneaking into their bases and support points and destroying combative spirit, comradship and general vital spirit by emptying all depots of alcoholic beverage in a very short time. In most cases beerserks have to sacrifice their lives to accomplish the mission, but they are fanatically willing to do that, because only by dying a honorable death on the fields of battle they will get to Walhaaahahaha-hicks-barf-la, the Viking heaven, where they will sit amongst the norse Gods of War Thor, Odin, Grååårrghh, IKEA and the already fallen Viking beerserks under their god-like venerated beerserk Generål I.M. Stewed of t
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| - A beerserk is an elite viking warrior from Scandinavia. He is trained and naturally equipped to demoralize, confuse and initiate heavy self-destructive processes in enemy armies by sneaking into their bases and support points and destroying combative spirit, comradship and general vital spirit by emptying all depots of alcoholic beverage in a very short time. In most cases beerserks have to sacrifice their lives to accomplish the mission, but they are fanatically willing to do that, because only by dying a honorable death on the fields of battle they will get to Walhaaahahaha-hicks-barf-la, the Viking heaven, where they will sit amongst the norse Gods of War Thor, Odin, Grååårrghh, IKEA and the already fallen Viking beerserks under their god-like venerated beerserk Generål I.M. Stewed of t
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| - A beerserk is an elite viking warrior from Scandinavia. He is trained and naturally equipped to demoralize, confuse and initiate heavy self-destructive processes in enemy armies by sneaking into their bases and support points and destroying combative spirit, comradship and general vital spirit by emptying all depots of alcoholic beverage in a very short time. In most cases beerserks have to sacrifice their lives to accomplish the mission, but they are fanatically willing to do that, because only by dying a honorable death on the fields of battle they will get to Walhaaahahaha-hicks-barf-la, the Viking heaven, where they will sit amongst the norse Gods of War Thor, Odin, Grååårrghh, IKEA and the already fallen Viking beerserks under their god-like venerated beerserk Generål I.M. Stewed of the 1.st Viking Hævy Drifters ånd Dråfters and Tjodalf Kvargnårr, the greatest of them all with overall body height of 3,68 meters.
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