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| - So we've established that Festivus is a celebration for lonely loners and hateful hatemongers, but where did it come from? Well, it pains me to tell you this children, but Festivus was created by Santa Claus. Yes, I am talking about the very same Santa Claus that you think leaves presents for you every Christmas. That's a stupid thing to think, and I guess you must be stupid to think that, huh? We all know Jesus is the one who leaves those fantastic presents, usually alcohol or underwear.
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| - So we've established that Festivus is a celebration for lonely loners and hateful hatemongers, but where did it come from? Well, it pains me to tell you this children, but Festivus was created by Santa Claus. Yes, I am talking about the very same Santa Claus that you think leaves presents for you every Christmas. That's a stupid thing to think, and I guess you must be stupid to think that, huh? We all know Jesus is the one who leaves those fantastic presents, usually alcohol or underwear. Anyway! Where was I? Ah, yes. Santa Claus created Festivus because he was mean, lonely, and lonily mean! He hated our saviour, Jesus, with hate! So he created Festivus to try and gain some popularity but he failed, and then had the cheek to start promoting Christmas as his! How very dare he.
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