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'Charlie': *Also begins to look psychopathic* A good ol' fist fight, whoever wins the best of three rounds becomes captain and gets the purple fruit and the loser becomes first mate and gets the brown fruit. Takeshi: Alright then it's decided, lets make a ring shall we? Charlie: Yes, lets. Charlie: May the best man win. Takeshi: I will. Charlie and Takeshi: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! Takeshi: I thought you said this was a fist fight? Charlie: I've changed the rules slightly to make this more fun, now it's a just a straight up brawl! Takeshi: Well that's round one finished, victory to you. Now onto round two! Charlie and Takeshi: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! Takeshi: *Smirking madly* Oops. Charlie: *Standing at the edge of the crater* Way to go, I guess this will have to be the ring now. Takeshi: Oh ok.... That means I win round two. Charlie: What? You've won nothing yet, baka! Takeshi: You just said that this crater is now the ring right? Charlie: Yeah? Takeshi: And you're standing outside of the crater? Charlie: *Just starting to realize whats going on*....... Yeah..... Takeshi: That means you are standing outside of the ring, right? Charlie: *Holds his head down in shame*.........Yeah........ *He perks up* But! That only means that we're in a tie now! Time for round three! Charlie: *Still locked in the clash with Takeshi* How about we just forego the whole ring out rule and make this a knockout match? Takeshi: Fine by me, the ring was too small anyway. Charlie and Takeshi: *Both of them spit blood onto the ground* LETS FINISH THIS! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! Takeshi's Thoughts: Damn it! Charlie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! Charlie: Do you yield? Takeshi:........................ Charlie: No answer huh? Hehe I guess I win then...... Charlie: YOU HEAR THAT WORLD! I WIN, I'M A CAPTAIN! Takeshi: How long was I out for? Charlie: About two hours, I'm surprised you've woken up to be honest. I thought you might've been dead *He smiles* Takeshi: *Smiling and giving off a slight chuckle* As if you could kill me...... Captain. Takeshi: So what do we do now? Charlie: We eat! Here ya go. *He hands Takeshi the brown devil fruit* One bonified fruit of the devil, nice and uncooked with no seasoning and no added flavours whatsoever! It's the house special. *He then gets the purple fruit and places it in his lap* Takeshi: *Examining his fruit* What do you suppose these taste like anyway? Charlie: *Also examining his fruit*No idea.... Charlie and Takeshi: Bottoms up! Charlie and Takeshi: BLARGH! Charlie: It tastes like rotton octopus! Takeshi: Mines like mouldy mutton! Charlie: I need something to wash this out! Takeshi: Me too! Charlie: S**t Get Back Here You Damn Canteen! *He leaps towards the sea and reaches for the canteen* Takeshi: *Tackles Charlie's legs* IDIOT! Now that we've eaten devil fruits we can't swim now, Baka! Takeshi: How.... How did you do that? Charlie: *Looking at the canteen* It must've been the devil fruit, I think.... *Looks at Takeshi, smiling* I think I've gained psychic powers! Takeshi: Awesome! I wonder what awesome fruit power I've got? Charlie: It could be something useless ya know. Takeshi: Nah Shanks wouldn't of given us the fruits if they were useless. Charlie: I suppose but you do remember how much of a trickster he can be don't you? Takeshi: Like all the times he tricked Luffy back in the bar at Foosha? Charlie: Yep. Takeshi: Nah he wouldn't..... He wouldn't possibly.......He has hasn't he?! You knew about it all along didn't you?! Charlie:*Beginning to walk away* I'm only messing with you dumbass *He pats Takeshi on the back who almost topples into the waters below* Takeshi: *Regaining his balance, with an incredibly angry expression on his face* BAKA! YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!...... Anyways what are we gonna do now? Charlie: I reckon we should have a party to celebrate! Takeshi: Celebrating what? The fact we've souled our souls to the fate of the sea? Or that although we've now got the pecking order sorted out we still don't have a ship or even a name for our crew? Charlie: *Bonking Takeshi on the head* No dumbass! To celebrate our coming of age! The fact that we've struck out on our own! *He looks at Takeshi* Takeshi: Ok ok, but it's just the two of us partying isn't it? It's not really gonna be much of a party is it? Charlie: But it will be won't it? With all the sake that Shanks gave us? Takeshi: Wait is that what's in the barrels? I thought it was all water... Charlie: Takeshi you've known Shanks since we were both eight do you really think he would've given us six barrels of water? Charlie: Now lets get drunk! Takeshi: Haha! Aye aye Captain! Takeshi: So what are we gonna call our crew? Charlie: *Looking at Takeshi and examining him from top to bottom* Hmmmmmmmmm........ *He then gets a lightbulb above his head and pats his fist into the other hand* Got it! We will be called The Technicolour Pirates! Takeshi: What? That's a stupid name and how the hell did you come up with that anyway. Charlie: It's you're outfit it's very...... bright. Takeshi: You're naming the crew after my clothing?! Haha you never cease to amaze me Charlie! Takeshi: Hey Charlie is there anything wrong with this sake? Charlie: *A little bit tipsy* No...... Why? *Hiccup!* Takeshi: I don't feel drunk at all, not even tipsy but it does feel like..... Charlie: *Interupting* That just means you haven't drunk enough! *Hiccup!* Takeshi: *Looking into his bottle* Yeah you're probably right..... Takeshi's thoughts: I have to test this, whatever this feeling is it makes me feel like I'm at 200%. I've gotta find out if it's for real or not. Takeshi: Come on...... Come on.......... Takeshi: Yeah! How do ya like that! Now lets see.... Takeshi: How far you can....... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Takeshi: *Smirking* Hehe..... I think I know aht that Devil Fruit gave me....
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